PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fifth Fist (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Roger Tiddlywinks (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tiddlywinks has chosen The Seinfeld Intro as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Fist
vs
Tiddlywinks

194 cm
24
240 lbs
10 - 3 - 0

197 cm
23
265 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fifth Fist!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Roger Tiddlywinks!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, John Roberts and Russell Pearce.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fist throws a lazy right hand but Tiddlywinks sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Tiddlywinks throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Fist stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Fist missing with a left hand there. Tiddlywinks was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Tiddlywinks defending well as Fist loads up on a big left hand.
A combination from Tiddlywinks does no damage.
Tiddlywinks pivots, looking for a leg kick but Fist is out of range and Tiddlywinks settles back down.
Tiddlywinks lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Tiddlywinks lands a nice looking body shot.
Fist throws a looping overhand right but Tiddlywinks ducks down to avoid it.
Tiddlywinks misses with a jab, cross combination.
A little feinted left hand from Fist on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Fist swings for the body but Tiddlywinks moves out of range.
Fist keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick that misses.
Tiddlywinks thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Fist if he has to take too many more of those.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fist throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Tiddlywinks is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Tiddlywinks lands with an uppercut that bounces Fist off the cage and back into range.

It looks like Fifth Fist has been cut.
Fist just misses with a punch to the body.
Tiddlywinks doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Tiddlywinks fakes the leg kick and cracks Fist in the body.
Nice body punch from Tiddlywinks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tiddlywinks ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fist moves away.
Fist cracks Tiddlywinks with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Tiddlywinks plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Tiddlywinks on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Tiddlywinks misses with a head kick.
Tiddlywinks tries a head kick but it misses.
Tiddlywinks connects with a high kick.
Tiddlywinks cracks the inside of Fist's front leg.
Tiddlywinks ducks under a wild hook from Fist.
Fist ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tiddlywinks moves away.
Fist digs a good body shot into Tiddlywinks's ribs.
Fist throws a big shot that misses.
Tiddlywinks waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Fist.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fist thuds his right hand into Tiddlywinks's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Fist looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Fist throws a body shot but no joy.
Tiddlywinks tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fist was well out of range. Poor timing from Tiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Tiddlywinks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fist scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Fist missing with a left hand there. Tiddlywinks was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Tiddlywinks is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Fist rather than just go for the knockout.
Tiddlywinks goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Fist scores with a punch to the head.
Fist throws a body punch but Tiddlywinks moves out of range.
Tiddlywinks avoids the body shot from Fist.
Tiddlywinks is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Fist throws a hook to the side of Tiddlywinks's head but Tiddlywinks sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

Fist feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Tiddlywinks sprawling to the canvas! Tiddlywinks rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Fist finish him?!

It looks like Roger Tiddlywinks has been cut.
Fist is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Tiddlywinks.
Fifth Fist seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fist punishes Tiddlywinks's body with a nice straight punch.
Fist fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tiddlywinks manages to avoid it.
Fist misses with a body shot.
A slow jab from Fist misses its intended target.
Tiddlywinks looks to land a body kick but Fist moved away.
Fist missing with a left hand there. Tiddlywinks was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Tiddlywinks lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Tiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! Fist gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Fifth Fist!
Fifth Fist made sure to mention his sponsor, Perkele! in his post fight interview.
The defeated Roger Tiddlywinks had this to say: 'I want icecream mom'.