PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Micky Scouser (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and El Pintos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Micky Scouser is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Scouser
vs
Pintos

190 cm
34
254 lbs
18 - 7 - 1

189 cm
37
264 lbs
23 - 12 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Spartan Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Micky Scouser!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 12 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, El Pintos!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pintos throws a shot from downtown. Scouser moves away and avoids it.
As Pintos tries to get set, Scouser tries to push him back and clinch up but Pintos manages to avoid the attempt.

Pintos gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Scouser lands a body punch.
A hook to the body from Scouser.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Pintos.
Scouser tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Pintos's elbow.
Pintos is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
We've been informed that Pintos has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Scouser pushes Pintos back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Scouser tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
With the fighters up against the cage, Pintos throws an elbow but misses.
Scouser can't find room to land a body shot as Pintos controls the action.
Scouser blocks a punch to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A nice left hand lands by Scouser.
Pintos leaning his opponent against the cage.
Scouser tries to work over Pintos's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Scouser tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pintos lands with a right to the head.
A right hook to the body lands for Scouser.
Pintos misses with a short punch on the inside.
Nice body punch from Scouser - that landed with a thud.

Scouser breaks from the clinch.
Scouser throws a body kick that misses.
Scouser looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
A head kick misses from Pintos.
Scouser lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Pintos misses with an uppercut
and Pintos takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

It looks like El Pintos has been cut.
Scouser avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Pintos tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Scouser attempts a counter takedown but Pintos avoids it well and moves away.
Pintos slips a straight right by Scouser.
Pintos throws an off balance right hand

and Scouser counters with a shoot takedown. Pintos fights it but they end up in guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Scouser trying to control the position from guard on top but Pintos is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Pintos wants to sweep here but Scouser controlling him for the moment.
Scouser trying to control but Pintos is working from the bottom.
Scouser with a flurry of punches that miss.
Pintos is pulling down on Scouser's head to control his posture.
Scouser stopping the sweep attempt from Pintos.
Scouser keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Pintos's head.
Scouser engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Scouser throws a big elbow that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pintos is looking to stand back up but Scouser counters by passing into half guard. Oops... bit sloppy there by Pintos.
Scouser trying to control the pace.
Scouser has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Scouser drops an elbow to the side of Pintos's head.
Pintos is trying to stand up here but Scouser is controlling him well.
Scouser seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Pintos is not content to let Scouser control the position.
Scouser thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Pintos's head.
Scouser thows a huge punch but Pintos dodges it nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Scouser not landing any meaningful shots this time.

Pintos pushes Scouser off and gets back to his feet.
A telegraphed right hand from Pintos misses the target.
Scouser defending well as Pintos loads up on a big left hand.
Scouser throwing a counter right hand but Pintos manages to avoid it.
Nice defenses there by Scouser.
Scouser was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Pintos connects with a crisp jab.
Pintos throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Pintos stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pintos misses with a straight right.
It looked like Scouser was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Pintos.
Scouser throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
El Pintos seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice uppercut lands for Pintos. That snapped Scouser's head back.
Pintos swings widly with a right hand
and Scouser counters with a left to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Micky Scouser will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on El Pintos's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Pintos scores with a jab to the jaw.
Scouser takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Scouser punishes Pintos's body with a nice straight punch.
Scouser connects with a body shot that sends Pintos's belly button to the back.
Scouser throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Scouser is looking to land body kicks.
Pintos walks into a stiff left hand from Scouser.

Scouser lands a big right hand that sends Pintos crashing to the mat! Scouser stays standing though and waves Pintos back to his feet!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pintos keeps the fight on the outside.
Pintos takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Scouser pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pintos throws an off balance right hand

and Scouser counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Scouser.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
A short right from Scouser.
Scouser has Pintos pressed against the cage, preventing Pintos from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
A frustrated look appears on Pintos's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Pintos blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Pintos's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Scouser takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Scouser tries to throw a body punch but Pintos avoids it by throwing Scouser back against the cage.
Pintos misses with a short punch on the inside.
Scouser blocks an elbow strike from Pintos.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A bit of stalling here from Pintos.
Scouser doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Nice body punch from Scouser.
Scouser misses with a punch on the inside.

Pintos breaks from the clinch.
Pintos throws a head kick but Scouser moves out of range.
Pintos tries a head kick but it misses.
Scouser misses with the body kick
and Pintos counters with a lovely straight right hand!

It looks like Micky Scouser has been cut.
Pintos might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Scouser throws a head kick that misses.
Pintos lands a nice looking kick to the body. Scouser takes a step back to recover.
Scouser throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Pintos stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Pintos is breathing heavily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Scouser throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pintos tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Scouser changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Scouser is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Pintos can do to turn this around?
Pintos throws a body punch but Scouser moves out of range.
Scouser feinted with a counter takedown.
Nice uppercut there from Scouser.
Scouser throws a sloppy head kick and Pintos moves out of range easily.
Scouser avoids the head kick by Pintos.
Pintos moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Pintos throws a sloppy head kick and Scouser moves out of range easily.
Scouser thinks about countering with a body kick.
Scouser uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Pintos.
Scouser throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Scouser misses the shot to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pintos looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
A counter left hand to the body from Scouser misses its target.
Pintos tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Scouser swings for the body but Pintos moves out of range.
Scouser scores with a kick to the midsection.
Nice shot lands for Scouser.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Scouser misses with a body kick.

Scouser drops Pintos with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Pintos looks back up at him and smiles so Scouser waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

Pintos is rocked!

That has opened up El Pintos's cut even more.
Pintos keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Pintos throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and Scouser counters with a crisp right hand that drops Pintos! Scouser lets Pintos back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Micky Scouser dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Pintos throws a poor cross that misses
and Scouser counters with a big right hand! Oh Pintos is in trouble here! Scouser follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Micky Scouser!
Our winner, Micky Scouser, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.