PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dieter Von Sprockets (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hades Hug (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Von Sprockets comes to the cage accompanied by Rolling Stones- Monkey Man. Hug has chosen Animal I Have Become as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Von Sprockets
vs
Hug

192 cm
33
221 lbs
16 - 10 - 1

207 cm
42
285 lbs
30 - 24 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Dieter Von Sprockets!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 24 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Hades Hug!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Ian Loll and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hug throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
No joy there for Hug, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Von Sprockets half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
A combination from Hug does no damage.
Hug looks to land a combination but Von Sprockets avoids it well.
Hug fails to land the takedown.
Hug pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Von Sprockets back to the cage. Hug follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.

It looks like Dieter Von Sprockets has been cut.
Hug misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Von Sprockets is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hug misses with a few strikes there.
Hug throws a right and a left that both miss.
Von Sprockets with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Hug throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and Von Sprockets decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Hug's guard.
Von Sprockets might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Von Sprockets trying to control but Hug is working from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Von Sprockets trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Hug wants to stand but Von Sprockets is controlling the position.
Von Sprockets has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

Von Sprockets drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Von Sprockets jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Von Sprockets throwing strikes from guard but Hug blocks nicely.
Von Sprockets trying to control the position from guard on top but Hug is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Hug throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A quick step to the side and Von Sprockets tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hug tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Von Sprockets feinted with a counter takedown.
Hug tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Hug misses with a double jab.
Von Sprockets half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hug misses with a series of wild punches.
Hug lands a high kick!

Hug gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.

Hug wriggles free and stands up.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Von Sprockets misses with a body kick.
Von Sprockets takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Hug takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Hug takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Von Sprockets is sent reeling backwards by a solid uppercut. He barely regains his balance and Hug moves in for the kill throwing a continuous barrage of punches that force the ref to step in.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hades Hug! Hades Hug retains his heavyweight title!
Hades Hug spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.