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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ruben Ortega (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yahweh Falwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Falwell is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Don't Stop Believing. Yahweh Falwell will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.
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220 lbs
5 - 1 - 0 |
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144 lbs
1 - 74 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Great elbows
Very quick |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ruben Ortega!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 74 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Yahweh Falwell!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Roosa Järviläinen and Matti Vanhoillinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ortega connects with a body shot that sends Falwell's belly button to the back.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Ortega throws an overhand right that has Falwell reeling! Ortega follows up with more punches and Falwell is out cold! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Ruben Ortega!
Yahweh Falwell was interviewed post fight and said 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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