PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Trent Punchy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Loves To Spooge (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Spooge's choice of entrance music: Litte Things - One Direction. This should be a great matchup!

Punchy
vs
To Spooge

186 cm
30
209 lbs
16 - 6 - 0

185 cm
30
219 lbs
16 - 13 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Lion Fightwear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Trent Punchy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Loves To Spooge!
The judges for this bout are Shirou Masuda, Yukihiro Yamamoto and Ren Mimura.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spooge tries to clinch but Punchy moves out of range.
Punchy checks a low kick from Spooge.
Spooge thows a leg kick but Punchy checks it
and Punchy counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A punch lands to the side of Punchy 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Spooge misses with a leg kick
and Punchy counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Good shot there by Spooge.
Punchy avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Punchy is looking for a counter combo.
Spooge shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Punchy eats them both and turns towards Spooge to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.

It looks like Trent Punchy has been cut.
Punchy checks a leg kick nicely.
Spooge cracks the inside of Punchy's front leg.
Spooge lands with a thumping leg kick.
Punchy definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Spooge lands a lovely overhand right.
Spooge throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Punchy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Punchy throws a nice head kick!

Spooge has Punchy up against the cage in a clinch.
Spooge is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Punchy is defending well for now.
Spooge keeps control of Punchy as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.

Spooge escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Spooge scores with a leg kick.
Spooge tried to score with a low kick but Punchy checks it.
Punchy appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Spooge misses with a low kick.
Spooge misses with a hook. Punchy ducked under it nicely.
Punchy lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
A leg kick checked by Punchy.
Punchy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Spooge.
Punchy looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.
Punchy blocks a low kick nicely.
Punchy appears to be looking for a big counter.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spooge misses with a low kick.
Punchy appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Spooge pivots, looking for a leg kick but Punchy is out of range and Spooge settles back down.
Punchy went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Spooge attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Punchy was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Loves To Spooge seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Spooge scoring well with a low kick there.
Spooge scores with a leg kick.
Punchy checks the leg kick.
A good leg kick by Spooge.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Spooge attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Punchy throwing a counter right hand but Spooge manages to avoid it.
Spooge wants to slow Punchy down by chopping away at his legs.
Punchy swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Punchy takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Punchy slips a jab from Spooge.
Spooge swings away with a leg kick that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Good work by Punchy as he checks the leg kick.
Punchy appears to be looking for a big counter.
Punchy has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Spooge.
Punchy looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Spooge moves into range and connects with a jab.
Spooge scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Spooge thuds his right hand into Punchy's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Spooge connects with an inside leg kick.
Spooge tries to clinch but Punchy is having none of it.
Punchy misses with a wild combination.
A solid leg kick lands there for Spooge.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spooge will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Spooge misses with a low kick.
Nice body punch from Spooge.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Spooge misses with a wild combination.
Spooge buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Spooge thows a leg kick but Punchy checks it
and Punchy counters with a left to the body.
A low kick from Spooge misses
and Punchy counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Spooge turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Spooge misses with a wild body shot.
Punchy throwing a counter right hand but Spooge manages to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Loves To Spooge dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Trent Punchy's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Spooge moves into the clinch.
Punchy misses with a hook from the clinch.

Spooge pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Punchy blocks a low kick nicely.
Punchy throws a quick counter head kick but Spooge was just out of range.
Spooge throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Spooge swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Punchy.
Loves To Spooge seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Spooge moves into range and connects with a jab.
Spooge throws an overhand right that lands on Punchy's shoulder, as Punchy tries to avoid the shot.
Trent Punchy is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Spooge dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Punchy. That did some damage!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice defenses there by Punchy.
Spooge throws a quick inside leg kick.
Good shot there by Spooge.
Spooge throws a leg kick
and Punchy connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spooge throws a leg kick that is checked

and Punchy counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Punchy not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Punchy prevents Spooge from standing back up.
Spooge has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Punchy slips a nice elbow through Spooge's hands, connecting with Spooge's forehead.
Punchy not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.

Spooge has managed to escape just enough to sneak back to his feet but Punchy is on him like a limpet, forcing Spooge back against the cage.
Punchy is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Punchy stalling in the clinch but Spooge improves position.

Spooge's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Spooge swings widly with a right hand
and Punchy counters with a stiff right hand.

Spooge pushes Punchy up against the cage in a clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Punchy can't get the takedown.
Spooge missing with knees to the body.

Spooge breaks from the clinch.
Spooge tries to clinch up but Punchy circles away and keeps his distance.
Spooge tests Punchy's chin there with a solid looking shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Punchy takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Good leg kick by Spooge there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Punchy lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Spooge connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Spooge connects with an inside leg kick.
Punchy swats away the attempt to clinch by Spooge.
Punchy lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Spooge pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Punchy appears to be looking for a big counter.
Spooge tried to score with a low kick but Punchy checks it.
Punchy looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.
Punchy on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Spooge. Spooge obviously looking to wear him down.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Punchy.
A slow jab from Spooge misses its intended target.
Punchy appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
An inside leg kick lands from Spooge.
Spooge throws a leg kick that misses.
A quick step to the side and Punchy tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Spooge is looking to clinch but Punchy is avoiding it.
A leg kick checked by Punchy.
Punchy is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
That kick from Spooge tenderised Punchy's leg. Punchy is trying to keep his angry face on.
Spooge throws a low kick, looking for Punchy's leg but Punchy calmly moves out of range.
An attempted straight right counter from Punchy misses the target.
Spooge throws a leg kick

so Punchy counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Spooge wants to stand up but Punchy is controlling him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spooge preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Punchy is working Spooge over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Punchy wants to stand but Spooge is controlling his posture from full guard.
Spooge avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.

Spooge uses the cage to get back to his feet.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Spooge tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Punchy is looking to counter punch.
Loves To Spooge is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Spooge takes a swing at Punchy's ribcage but misses.
Punchy slips under a jab from Spooge.
A cross from Spooge lands.
Spooge throws a lazy uppercut
and Punchy cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Loves To Spooge showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Trent Punchy's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Spooge tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Punchy counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Spooge scores with a leg kick.
Spooge misses with an uppercut. Punchy saw that one coming.
It looked like Punchy wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Punchy misses with a jab, cross combination.
Spooge scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Spooge attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
It looked like Punchy wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spooge misses with a low kick.
Punchy is looking for a counter combo.
Spooge motions for Punchy to come forward. Spooge throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Punchy is looking for a counter combo.
Punchy chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Spooge can pounce on him.
Spooge throws a leg kick but Punchy sees it coming and moves out of range.
It looked like Punchy wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spooge paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Punchy tries to score a power double leg takedown but Spooge sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Punchy somewhat.
Spooge connects with a nice looking jab.
Spooge throws a leg kick
and Punchy counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Spooge tries to close the distance and clinch but Punchy swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Punchy throws a big counter combination but Spooge scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.

Spooge has closed the distance and engaged Punchy in a clinch.
Punchy tries to stall but Spooge uses the opportunity to gain a better position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spooge misses with a knee strike.
Spooge tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Punchy avoids it.
Spooge misses with a knee strike.

Spooge manages to break the clinch.
Punchy bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Punchy misses with a head kick.
Spooge misses with a telegraphed body shot
enabling Punchy to counter with a crisp jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
An inside leg kick from Spooge misses.
It looked like Punchy was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Spooge slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Punchy slips a jab and a cross from Spooge.
Spooge tries to clinch up
and Punchy connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Punchy changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Spooge misses with a leg kick

and Punchy counters with a combination of strikes to the head and body that crumple Spooge!

Spooge is rocked!
Spooge takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Punchy unloads with some huge strikes here! Spooge is out! Punchy wins by brutal knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:31 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Trent Punchy!
A very excited looking Trent Punchy made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.