PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Willie Fire (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kenny Mcfucked (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Fire
vs
Mcfucked

178 cm
25
205 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

175 cm
18
205 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
KO power

BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Willie Fire!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Kenny Mcfucked!
The judges for this bout are Sergei Dronov, Vladimir Khabensky and Illya Tyunina.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Fire has managed to clinch.

Mcfucked gets control of Fire's arms and successfully pulls guard. Mcfucked will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Fire is looking to pass into half guard but Mcfucked pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Mcfucked is in guard.

The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fire is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Mcfucked is controlling him.
Mcfucked trying to control but Fire is working from the bottom.
Mcfucked pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Fire is keeping the position for now.
Mcfucked being controlled here momentarily.
Mcfucked trying to control the position from guard on top but Fire is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fire tries to strike from the bottom.
Fire pulls Mcfucked in close to prevent any damage.
Fire could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fire throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.

Fire looking for a guillotine here but Mcfucked defends easily.

Fire looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Mcfucked passes into side control.
Fire wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Mcfucked is looking to take a break and control but Fire is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fire is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.

Mcfucked wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Fire, who protects the arm well.
Fire is trying to control Mcfucked's posture but Mcfucked avoids it.
Fire is trying to buck Mcfucked off.
Fire tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Fire is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.

Mcfucked is trying to get an arm triangle but Fire is defending well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Mcfucked is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Fire has escaped the position, nice work there.
Mcfucked working away.
Fire is trying to get back to half guard.

Mcfucked tries for a kimura but Fire is defending well.
Mcfucked fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Fire is trying to get back to half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Mcfucked is looking to take a break and control but Fire is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Fire tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!

Mcfucked goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Fire rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Mcfucked's guard! Nice work there by Fire!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kenny Mcfucked dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Mcfucked gets the takedown into side control.

Fire bucks up and manages to escape back to his feet!
Fire's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Fire duly obliges.

Fire closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fire lands with a punch from half guard.
Willie Fire overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Well, if Fire is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Fire wants to get back to his feet.
Mcfucked gets back to full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fire forces his way into half guard.

Fire is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Fire trying to pass the guard but Mcfucked defending well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Fire tries to stand and escape but Mcfucked is controlling the position.
Fire content to control rather than advance.
Mcfucked tries to get to full guard but Fire has control of the leg.
Fire trying to pass the guard but Mcfucked defending well.
Mcfucked controlling the position for now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mcfucked is looking for a sweep. Fire is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Fire throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

Fire moves into the clinch.
Fire drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Fire stalling.

Fire successfully pulls guard.
Fire keeping full guard, as Mcfucked tries to pass.
Fire trying to control the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fire striking off his back but it's not causing Mcfucked any problems.
Mcfucked throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Mcfucked won't allow Fire to sweep him here.
Fire keeping full guard, as Mcfucked tries to pass.
Mcfucked trying to control but Fire is working from the bottom.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.

Fire working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Mcfucked doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Mcfucked manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Mcfucked wants to control from the top but Fire keeps moving.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Willie Fire dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Fire shoots in but no luck this time.

Mcfucked looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Fire!
Mcfucked working away.
Fire is looking to regain half guard here but Mcfucked keeps moving and retains side control.

Mcfucked thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Fire wants to control but Mcfucked postures up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fire regains half guard.
Mcfucked tries to pass to full mount but Fire defends it.

Mcfucked is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Fire has managed to free his arm - good work.
Mcfucked takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mcfucked throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Mcfucked is trying to control the action in half guard but Fire is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Fire trying to hold on to Mcfucked's head to control him but Mcfucked postures up.
Mcfucked wants to take a breather but Fire is having none of it.
Fire is trying to get back to full guard.
Mcfucked trying to control from half guard but Fire is working away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Fire is looking to improve his position.
Fire trying to control but Mcfucked postures up.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.

Fire takes the fight into the clinch.

Mcfucked tightens his grip and picks Fire up, before dumping him to the ground. Fire manages to land in guard.
Mcfucked postures up in Fire's guard and throws a big left but Fire blocks it.
Fire bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Mcfucked's guard.

Mcfucked keeping moving, preventing Fire from controlling successfully.
Fire is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fire stops Mcfucked from standing up.
Fire lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Fire controlling from the top position.
Fire trying to stand up but can't free himself from Mcfucked's guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Fire is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Fire trying to control but Mcfucked is working from the bottom.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Mcfucked has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.

Fire closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Mcfucked's guard.
Mcfucked looking to hit a scissor sweep but Fire is one step ahead there.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Fire showing good wrestling skills to control the position.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Willie Fire.
Well Fire has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sergei Dronov scores the fight 29:28
Judge Vladimir Khabensky scores the fight 29:29
Judge Illya Tyunina scores the fight 28:29

The fight is ruled a draw!