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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Noob Saibot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pimbo Tights (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tights is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Mama Gon Knock You Out!. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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178 lbs
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182 lbs
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Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
26 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Noob Saibot!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
23 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Pimbo Tights!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Colin Fotheringham and Phil Schofield.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A jab from Tights misses.
Saibot looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Saibot looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Tights scores with a hook to the body. Saibot takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Saibot takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Saibot lands with a nice body punch.
Tights moves out of range as Saibot throws a body kick.
Saibot circles away from the clinch attempt.
Saibot jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A slapping leg kick lands for Saibot.
Tights just misses with a punch to the body.
Saibot swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Saibot throws a lazy body kick
and Saibot takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tights tries to clinch but Saibot is having none of it.
A counter left hand to the body from Saibot misses its target.
Tights dips to his left and cracks Saibot with an uppercut!
Tights connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Saibot's hands.
A head kick by Saibot misses
and Tights connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A telegraphed right hand from Tights misses the target.
Saibot went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Tights rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Saibot counters with a straight right hand.
Tights is looking to clinch but Saibot is avoiding it.
Saibot throws a big counter combination but Tights scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Tights fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Tights misses with a wild body shot.
Saibot is looking for a counter combo.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Saibot explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Tights throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Saibot was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
A big left from Saibot misses.
Tights tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Saibot counters with a nice kick to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Saibot misses with a wild body shot.
Tights looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Tights throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Saibot throwing a counter right hand but Tights manages to avoid it.
Tights doesn't manage to clinch there - Saibot circles away.
Saibot went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Saibot gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Tights counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice combination there by Saibot.
Tights throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Saibot sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Saibot.
Saibot avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Nice body punch from Tights.
Tights misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Saibot counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Saibot throws an overhand right that lands on Tights's shoulder, as Tights tries to avoid the shot.
Saibot misses with an uppercut. Tights saw that one coming.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Saibot throws a low kick, looking for Tights's leg but Tights calmly moves out of range.
Saibot lands with an overhand left.
Saibot cracks Tights with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
It looks like Pimbo Tights has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tights scores with a jab to the body.
Saibot misses with a body kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Saibot. Tights does a little dance to reset his feet.
Saibot takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Tights scores with a jab to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Noob Saibot will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Pimbo Tights's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Tights jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Saibot swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Noob Saibot is winning the standup battle so far.
Tights throws a body punch but Saibot moves out of range.
Saibot thinks about countering with a head kick.
Tights throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Saibot throws a hook but Tights avoids it easily.
Saibot uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Tights.
Tights scores with a shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tights moves into the clinch successfully.
Tights misses with an elbow over the top.
Tights lands a damaging elbow.
It looks like Noob Saibot has been cut.
Tights lands a shoulder strike.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tights lands an elbow inside.
Tights tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Saibot avoids it.
Tights throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Tights tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Saibot avoids it.
Saibot tries to throw a body punch but Tights avoids it by throwing Saibot back against the cage.
Tights misses with an elbow over the top.
Saibot lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Tights missing with knees to the body.
Saibot has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Saibot escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Tights tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Saibot paws at him with a jab and circles away.
It looked like Saibot wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Tights misses with a body shot
and Saibot makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Tights throws a jab but it's blocked by Saibot.
And Saibot counters with a quick kick to the body but Tights blocks it.
Tights pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Saibot goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tights rushes Saibot and presses him up against the cage.
Tights lands an elbow just above Saibot 's eye.
Tights misses with a punch to the body.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Saibot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Saibot swings wildly with an uppercut but Tights uses good head movement to avoid it.
Tights landing some nice looking knees to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Tights fails to land.
Saibot blocks an elbow strike from Tights.
Saibot lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Saibot on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Pimbo Tights seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
A shot in the inside from Tights.
Tights misses with an elbow over the top.
Saibot misses with a hook from the clinch.
Saibot working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Tights lands a shoulder strike.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tights can't find room to land a body shot as Saibot controls the action.
A shot in the inside from Saibot.
Tights blocking some punches.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Saibot.
Tights misses with some punches.
Saibot escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
The fight stays on the outside here - Tights looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Saibot throws a big counter combination but Tights scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Tights fails in his attempt to clinch.
Saibot was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Saibot lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Saibot slips under a jab from Tights.
Saibot appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Tights with a jab.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tights scores with the left hand. Saibot knows he should have avoided that one.
Saibot uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Tights.
Saibot lands with a kick to the ribs.
Tights tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Tights throws an overhand right that lands on Saibot's shoulder, as Saibot tries to avoid the shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tights takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
An inside leg kick lands from Saibot.
Tights tries to clinch
and Saibot cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Pimbo Tights will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! And we move into the final round!
Tights tries to close the distance and clinch but Saibot swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Tights connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Tights misses with an uppercut
and Saibot counters with a crisp right hand that drops Tights! Saibot lets Tights back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Tights is rocked!
Tights misses with a hook.
Tights throws a shot from downtown. Saibot moves away and avoids it.
Saibot lands a big right hand that sends Tights crashing to the mat! Saibot stays standing though and waves Tights back to his feet!
Tights is still on wobbly legs! Can Saibot finish him?
This has been an exciting period of action!
Saibot finds Tights's off switch, with a big overhand right that connects perfectly to the side of the head! Tights flops back against the cage, eyes gazing into the distance. Saibot lands an unnecessary shot before the referee has time to step in and end the fight. Brutal stuff but I'm sure Tights will be OK.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Noob Saibot!
Noob Saibot seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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energy
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hype
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