PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Elmo Salty (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jaakko Parantainen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Salty comes to the cage accompanied by Gonna Fly Now. Parantainen has chosen Cryin' Like A Bitch - Godsmack as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Elmo Salty has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Salty
vs
Parantainen

190 cm
31
260 lbs
27 - 15 - 0

194 cm
40
275 lbs
34 - 23 - 1

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

Olympic wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Russian Bears Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 15 - 0, fighting out of London, Elmo Salty!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 34 - 23 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Jaakko Parantainen!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, William Peck and Gregory Folan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parantainen throws a series of strikes that have Salty backpedaling.

It looks like Elmo Salty has been cut.
Salty bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

Parantainen drops Salty with a big left hand and mounts him. Salty is in big trouble!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Parantainen cracks Salty with a big head shot that has him covering up instantly! He's rolled onto his side and the referee has seen enough - this one is aaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jaakko Parantainen!
A very excited looking Jaakko Parantainen rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
Elmo Salty spoke after the fight, saying 'You win some, you lose some. I'll be back. I always do man...'.