PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Shrek Norris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zee Snore (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Norris
vs
Snore

194 cm
26
245 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

192 cm
20
255 lbs
9 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Shrek Norris!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Zee Snore!
The judges for this bout are Peter Branson, David Hoff and Dirk Anderson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Snore throws a right and a left that both miss.
Norris throwing a counter right hand but Snore manages to avoid it.
Norris swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Snore tries to clinch but Norris is having none of it.
Norris on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Snore looks to land a right hand but Norris moved out of range.
Snore connects with a body shot that sends Norris's belly button to the back.
Snore throws a hook to the side of Norris's head but Norris sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Snore throws a combination. Norris tries to block but a couple of punches get through.

It looks like Shrek Norris has been cut.
Norris throws a nice head kick!
Snore scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Norris doesn't seem bothered though.
Norris slips under a jab from Snore.
Norris plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Norris swings widly with a right hand
and Snore counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Snore misses with an uppercut. Norris saw that one coming.
Snore just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromNorris.
Norris throws a nice outside leg kick.
Snore with a hook.
Norris uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Snore.
Norris throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Norris keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Snore.
A big right from Snore misses.
Snore has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Norris blocks a jab.
Snore connects with a body shot.
Snore lands a nice looking body shot.
Norris throws a leg kick that is checked
and Snore counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Snore with a nice cross.
Norris throws a head kick but Snore moves out of range.
Norris on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Norris is breathing heavily.
Snore is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Norris.
Snore lands an overhand right.
Norris avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Snore feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Norriss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!

Norris is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Norris looks for the body kick but Snore saw that one coming.
Snore scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Oh Norris is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Norris drops his hands momentarily. Snore doesn't need a second invitation, landing a shot to the temple. Norris staggers and falls to the mat and the ref dives in to save him from any more punishment. Norris doesn't seem happy with the stoppage but he was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Zee Snore!
Our winner, Zee Snore, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.