PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Etan Seeman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zlatan Spazstor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Seeman
vs
Spazstor

196 cm
34
286 lbs
10 - 5 - 0

186 cm
44
213 lbs
31 - 15 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Sin City Allstars

Arcticus University: London
MayheM sportswear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Etan Seeman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 31 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Zlatan Spazstor!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Gwen Towbar and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Seeman throws out a leg kick but Spazstor moves out of range and Seeman only half commits.
Seeman looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Spazstor waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Seeman.
Jab, jab by Spazstor - just one landing.
Seeman shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Spazstor eats them both and turns towards Seeman to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Spazstor scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Spazstor buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Seeman misses with a looping left.
Seeman throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Seeman lands with a nice body punch.
Spazstor lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Seeman throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Seeman throws a nice outside leg kick.
Seeman throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Seeman scores with a jab to the jaw.
Seeman throws a right hand that Spazstor ducks under and follows up with a left that Spazstor also avoids with ease.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spazstor connects with a leg kick. Seeman looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Spazstor connects with a solid leg kick.
Spazstor throws a wild body kick that Seeman sees coming a mile off.
Seeman lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Seeman throws a leg kick that misses.
Zlatan Spazstor seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Good work by Spazstor as he checks the leg kick.
Seeman scores with a leg kick.
Seeman ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Donk. Spazstor catches Seeman right on the button with a cross.
Spazstor looks to score with a jab to the body but Seeman is just out of range.
Seeman ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Spazstor moves away.
Seeman lands with a nice body kick.
Seeman punishes Spazstor's body with a nice straight punch.
Spazstor throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Spazstor connects with a single shot there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spazstor takes a body punch but keeps moving.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Spazstor looks to land a right hand but Seeman moved out of range.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Spazstor crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Seeman - the referee stops the clock and Spazstor gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Seeman. Spazstor manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Spazstor swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Seeman throws a big counter combination but Spazstor scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Spazstor throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Spazstor tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Seeman was well out of range. Poor timing from Spazstor.
Spazstor rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Seeman counters with a slapping leg kick.
Seeman misses with a head kick.
Spazstor throws a looping overhand right but Seeman ducks down to avoid it.
Spazstor throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Spazstor has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Spazstor there as he acknowledges the shot.
Seeman thuds his right hand into Spazstor's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Spazstor bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Seeman fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Seeman takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Spazstor misses with a double jab.
Seeman throws a right and a left that both miss.
Spazstor tries a head kick but it misses.
Spazstor waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Seeman.
Spazstor takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Seeman throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Spazstor lands with a nice body punch.
Spazstor throws out a leg kick but Seeman moves out of range and Spazstor only half commits.
A slow jab from Spazstor misses its intended target.
Spazstor staying out of range there.
Seeman misses the shot to the body.
Spazstor sizes up Seeman with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spazstor scores with a nice right hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A looping hook to the body misses from Seeman. Spazstor does a little dance to reset his feet.
Seeman fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Spazstor manages to avoid it.
A nice side step and Spazstor releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
A chopping leg kick lands by Spazstor.
A good leg kick by Spazstor.
Spazstor works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Seeman.
Spazstor takes a swing at Seeman's ribcage but misses.
Spazstor punishes Seeman's body with a nice straight punch.
Seeman misses with a jab, cross combination.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Spazstor fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Seeman on the side of the head.
Spazstor misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Seeman was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Spazstor fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Seeman has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Zlatan Spazstor will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Spazstor fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Seeman has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Seeman on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Etan Seeman is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Spazstor lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Spazstor wants to land a leg kick but Seeman is out of range.
The fighters circling - Spazstor throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Seeman is looking to counter with a body kick.
A lazy left from Spazstor finds it's target.
Spazstor connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Seeman throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Seeman misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Spazstor connects with a jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spazstor throws a shot to the body.
Seeman steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Spazstor.
Seeman is looking to wear down Spazstor with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Spazstor missing with a left hand there. Seeman was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Spazstor lands with a hook. Seeman tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spazstor throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Seeman thinks about countering with a body kick.
A jab from Spazstor finds it's way through Seeman's defenses.
Spazstor throws a lazy right hand but Seeman sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Seeman swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Seeman is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Seeman uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Spazstor.
Spazstor steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Seeman.
Spazstor fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Seeman has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Spazstor lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Spazstor has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Spazstor throws a leg kick that is checked
and Seeman counters with a stiff right hand.
Spazstor lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Seeman checks the leg kick nicely there.
Seeman slips a straight right by Spazstor.
Spazstor swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Seeman throws a nice inside leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spazstor bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Seeman's head.
Seeman checks a low kick from Spazstor.
And Seeman counters with a quick kick to the body but Spazstor blocks it.
Spazstor ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Seeman uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Spazstor wants to land a leg kick but Seeman is out of range.
Seeman keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Seeman throws a big shot that misses.
Spazstor ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Zlatan Spazstor seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Spazstor misses with a looping right.
Spazstor throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Seeman tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Spazstor misses with a looping left.
A slapping leg kick lands for Spazstor.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spazstor lands a lovely overhand right.
Seeman fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Spazstor lands a nice leg kick that just misses Seeman's sensitive parts.
Seeman throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Spazstor misses with a low kick as Seeman jumps back.
Spazstor avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Spazstor throws a leg kick
and Seeman counters with a nice leg kick.
Seeman swings away with a body shot that misses
and Spazstor counters with an outside leg kick.
Spazstor misses with a wild combination.
Spazstor connects with a leg kick. Seeman looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Seeman might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Seeman connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Seeman tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Spazstor.
Seeman uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Spazstor.
Spazstor feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Seeman's calf.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Spazstor misses with a low kick.
Seeman keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Spazstor feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Seeman's calf.
A leg kick checked by Seeman.
Seeman misses with a series of wild punches.
Seeman throws a series of punches but Spazstor avoids them all with ease.
Seeman is looking to score with low kicks.
Seeman finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Zlatan Spazstor showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Seeman misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A decent looking cross lands there for Spazstor.
Seeman takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Spazstor walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Seeman throws a nice inside leg kick.
Spazstor wants to land a leg kick but Seeman is out of range.
A low kick from Seeman is predictable there
and Spazstor counters with a low kick, right behind Seeman 's knee.
Seeman lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Spazstor throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spazstor misses with a low kick.
Seeman is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Spazstor scores with a body shot.
Spazstor throws a hook but Seeman blocks it.
Seeman seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Spazstor wants to slow Seeman down by chopping away at his legs.
Spazstor loads up on a big right hand but Seeman slips the punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spazstor scoring well with a low kick there.
A low kick from Seeman is predictable there
and Spazstor makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Seeman has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Spazstor.
Spazstor misses with a body shot.
Seeman dodges the punch combination from Spazstor.
Seeman pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Spazstor back to the cage. Seeman follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Spazstor lands with a cross.
Spazstor lets loose with a powerful body kick. Seeman will feel that in the morning.
Seeman chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Spazstor can pounce on him.
Spazstor thumps Seeman with a low kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Seeman fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Seeman on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Seeman uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Spazstor.
Some bone on bone action there as Seeman checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Spazstor misses with a shot to the body
and Seeman makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Spazstor throws the kick towards the body but Seeman avoids it.
Spazstor checks a leg kick.
Seeman chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Spazstor can pounce on him.
Seeman scores with a jab. Spazstor acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Seeman throws a sloppy head kick and Spazstor moves out of range easily.
Spazstor walks into a stiff left hand from Seeman.
Spazstor tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Seeman was well out of range. Poor timing from Spazstor.
Spazstor shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spazstor throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Seeman ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
And Seeman counters with a quick kick to the body but Spazstor blocks it.
Spazstor throws a leg kick but Seeman checks it.
Spazstor swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Seeman.
Seeman has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Spazstor.
Seeman walks into a left hand.
Seeman throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Spazstor dodges the punch combination from Seeman.
Seeman throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Seeman takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Spazstor tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Seeman was well out of range. Poor timing from Spazstor.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spazstor throws a wild body kick that Seeman sees coming a mile off.
Seeman uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Spazstor.
Spazstor is looking to score with low kicks.
As Spazstor looks to move away, Seeman throws a big counter combo but Spazstor just gets out of the way.
Seeman stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Spazstor.
Seeman keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Seeman throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Spazstor sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Spazstor misses with a left hand
and Seeman connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Spazstor fails to land with a series of punches.
A nice leg kick lands there from Seeman.
Etan Seeman has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
No joy there for Seeman, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Spazstor turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Seeman scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Zlatan Spazstor is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Seeman rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Spazstor moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

And that's the end of the fight!
Zlatan Spazstor comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Spazstor has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 27:30
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 27:30
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 28:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Zlatan Spazstor!
Zlatan Spazstor seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.