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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tommy Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Simbo Klice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Thundercunt comes to the cage accompanied by You are a Cunt. Klice has chosen THE D.O.C. - it's funky enough as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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260 lbs
12 - 0 - 0 |
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270 lbs
7 - 5 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Great elbows
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Tommy Thundercunt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Simbo Klice!
The judges for this bout are Michael Johnstone, Daniel Franklin and Santiago Holmes.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Klice rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Thundercunt moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Klice misses the body punch
and Thundercunt counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
It looks like Simbo Klice has been cut.
Thundercunt lands a big right hand that sends Klice crashing to the mat! Thundercunt stays standing though and waves Klice back to his feet!
Klice is rocked!
Klice shoots in for a takedown but Thundercunt shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Thundercunt feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Klice is still on wobbly legs! Can Thundercunt finish him?
The fighters circling - Klice throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Thundercunt seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Thundercunt ducks down into range and throws a picture perfect right hook that connects with Klice's jaw. Klice's eyes stare off into space as he falls to the mat, out cold! Thundercunt does the decent thing and steps back, rather than landing any shots to his unconscious opponent.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tommy Thundercunt!
After winning the bout, Tommy Thundercunt thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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