PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Holly Shiet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Doug Stanhope (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stanhope comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Mishka Shubaly - The Only One Drinking Tonight kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Doug Stanhope was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Shiet
vs
Stanhope

184 cm
22
184 lbs
2 - 5 - 0

180 cm
18
180 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Holly Shiet!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Doug Stanhope!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Chris Downing and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stanhope fails to land with a series of punches.
Shiet swinging wildly here.

Shiet lands a left and a right that sends Stanhope crashing to the canvas! Shiet dives into mount looking to finish!

Stanhope is rocked!

It looks like Doug Stanhope has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Stanhope is trying to get back to his feet but can't.
Stanhope is still in real trouble! Can Shiet finish him?
Stanhope seems to have recovered his senses.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stanhope is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.

Stanhope bucks Shiet off and manages to get back to his feet!
Stanhope misses with a looping left.
Shiet throws a right and a left that Stanhope avoids nicely.
Shiet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Stanhope circles away quickly and effectively.
Stanhope throws a jab but it's blocked by Shiet.
Shiet is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Stanhope.
Stanhope looks to score with a jab to the body but Shiet is just out of range.
Stanhope throws a body punch but Shiet moves out of range.
Stanhope swings for the body but Shiet moves out of range.
Stanhope looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shiet throws a right and a left that Stanhope avoids nicely.
Shiet goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Shiet lands with a right and another and another! Stanhope is in big trouble! Shiet lands again and this time it's lights out for Stanhope! A quality knockout there for Shiet.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Holly Shiet!