PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between BitchFace PoopyPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Its Ono (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). PoopyPants comes to the ring accompanied by Deathly Quiet. Its Ono told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

PoopyPants
vs
Ono

197 cm
38
222 lbs
30 - 19 - 0

187 cm
31
215 lbs
16 - 8 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 19 - 0, fighting out of New York, BitchFace PoopyPants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Its Ono!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Aafke Stam and Nard Betker.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
PoopyPants looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Ono is fending him off so far but PoopyPants persists. Nope, Ono circles away and we're back to standing.
Ono lands a jab to the nose.
Ono thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on PoopyPants if he has to take too many more of those.
Ono is looking to slow PoopyPants down with leg kicks.
Ono uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from PoopyPants.
Ono misses with a body kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Ono.
Ono fakes high and swings low for a body shot but PoopyPants manages to avoid it.
Ono misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
PoopyPants takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
PoopyPants looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.

PoopyPants clinches up with Ono and pushes him back against the ropes.
PoopyPants jumps guard but Ono stands there with PoopyPants around his waist. PoopyPants gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
PoopyPants struggles to land a body shot inside as Ono controls his hands.

PoopyPants lands a takedown into guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ono keeping moving, preventing PoopyPants from controlling successfully.

That's one minute gone in the round.
PoopyPants not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
PoopyPants trying to control the position from guard on top but Ono is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
PoopyPants is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Ono is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Ono is trying to control the position from the bottom.
PoopyPants trying to control but Ono is working from the bottom.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
PoopyPants postures up in Ono's guard and throws a big left but Ono blocks it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Ono keeping moving, preventing PoopyPants from controlling successfully.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Jab from Ono.
PoopyPants fails with the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for BitchFace PoopyPants. That's going to take a lot out of him.
PoopyPants defending well as Ono loads up on a big left hand.
Ono sizes up PoopyPants with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Its Ono seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ono throws a body shot but no joy.
Ono connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between PoopyPants's hands.
Ono misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
PoopyPants swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Ono keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Ono misses with a hook.
PoopyPants wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ono misses with a body shot.
Ono's jab looks to have found its range, popping PoopyPants under the eye.
Ono lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
PoopyPants throws a body punch but Ono moves out of range.
PoopyPants blocks a head kick by Ono.
PoopyPants swings for the body but Ono moves out of range.
PoopyPants with a poor takedown

and Ono counters with a head kick that drops PoopyPants to the mat! PoopyPants scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!

PoopyPants is rocked!
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Ono! PoopyPants is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Its Ono!
Its Ono decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.