PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Mr Anderson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ipod Apple (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Ipod Apple was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Anderson
vs
Apple

180 cm
33
172 lbs
20 - 5 - 1

150 cm
40
180 lbs
5 - 62 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Good kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Mr Anderson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 62 - 1, fighting out of New York, Ipod Apple!
The judges for this bout are Chad Campbell, Alyssa Summers and Eddie Farnsworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Anderson cracks Apple with a good jab.
Apple gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Anderson.
Apple tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Anderson counters with a stiff right hand.
Apple shoots and misses
and Anderson cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Apple tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Anderson paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Apple tries to close the distance and clinch but Anderson swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Apple tries to clinch but Anderson moves away
and Anderson counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Anderson scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Apple moves forwards but Anderson connects with a nice, crisp jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Anderson fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Apple tries to close the distance and clinch but Anderson swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

Anderson lands a left and a right that send Apple crashing to the mat, dazed. Anderson thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Apple is rocked!
Anderson throws an overhand right that drops Apple like a sack of potatoes! Anderson dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mr Anderson!
A very excited looking Mr Anderson made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.