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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Monkey Business (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tigellinus Satanae (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Monkey Business has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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300 lbs
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229 lbs
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Powerful takedowns
Solid boxing
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
22 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Monkey Business!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
24 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Tigellinus Satanae!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Alec Ball and Elvis Blanc.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Business is defended easily by Satanae.
Satanae tries to counter by closing the distance.
Business has been working on his balance at Kattegat, so perhaps that has help him stuff some of the takedown attempts by Satanae.
Satanae tries to clinch but Business moves out of range.
Satanae pushes Business up against the cage in a clinch.
Business drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Satanae gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Satanae scores with a shot to the side of Business's head.
Knees in the clinch landing for Satanae.
Knees in the clinch landing for Satanae.
Business is breathing heavily.
Satanae unloads a knee to the mid-section. Business lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Satanae scores a nice knee to the body.
Satanae lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Business takes a knee right on the jaw!
It looks like Monkey Business has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Satanae connects with a knee to the head.
Satanae looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Satanae creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Business's defenses.
Satanae leaning against his opponent.
Satanae with a knee to the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Satanae tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Satanae looking to throw knees to the head but Business is blocking nicely.
Satanae working Business over with knees to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Satanae.
Satanae lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Satanae tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Satanae scores with a knee to the head.
Satanae has Business pushed against the cage.
Business drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Monkey Business. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Business takes a knee to the side of the body.
Satanae lands with a light punch inside.
Business has Satanae pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Satanae manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Satanae avoiding damage.
Satanae with an attempt at a knee that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Satanae lands a nice knee to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Satanae takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Satanae is pressed up against the cage. Business has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Satanae down to the mat. Satanae avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Satanae gets a clinch.
Satanae lands with a short shot to the head.
The referee is keeping an eye on Satanae - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Business is trying to push Satanae away but Satanae has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Satanae is stalling here.
Business has Satanae pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Satanae manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Satanae pressing his opponent against the cage.
Business wants a takedown.
Satanae throws a knee to the head but misses.
Satanae throws an elbow but it misses.
Satanae throws a knee to the head but misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Business pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Satanae tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Business paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Business swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Satanae.
Business gets tackled into the cage by Satanae. Satanae maintains the clinch.
Satanae lands a nice knee to the body.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Satanae.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Satanae creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Satanae taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
A knee to the head by Satanae.
Satanae using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Business has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Satanae connects with a knee to the head.
Satanae lands a hook that snaps the head of Business backwards.
Satanae tries a knee to the head but Business blocks it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Satanae tries to land a knee to the head but Business blocks with his arms.
Satanae with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Satanae slowing the pace effectively.
Satanae lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Business is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Satanae is defending well.
Satanae working Business over with knees to the body.
Satanae stalling in the clinch.
Satanae lands a good knee to the midsection. Business won't want to take too many of those.
Satanae using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Satanae.
Satanae tries a knee to the head but Business blocks it.
Business can't get the takedown.
A knee to the head by Satanae.
Satanae lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Satanae landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Satanae effectively controlling the action here.
Satanae lands a left hand that snaps the head of Business backwards.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Satanae tries a knee to the head but Business blocks it.
Satanae misses with a knee strike.
Satanae misses with a knee to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Tigellinus Satanae dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Monkey Business's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Business throws a body shot but no joy.
Satanae steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Business.
Business dives in for a single leg takedown but Satanae sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Good work by Satanae as he checks the leg kick.
Satanae moves into the clinch successfully.
Business is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Satanae pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Satanae looking to throw knees to the head but Business is blocking nicely.
Satanae using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Business has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Business tries to score a body lock takedown but Satanae shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Monkey Business. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Business has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Satanae is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Satanae has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Satanae is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Satanae throws an elbow but it's blocked.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Satanae misses with an elbow over the top.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Satanae throws a knee to the head but misses.
Satanae lands an elbow inside.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Business wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Satanae with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Satanae tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Business tries to break free but Satanae pushes him back against the cage.
Satanae putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Business in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Satanae landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Tigellinus Satanae seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Knees in the clinch landing for Satanae.
Satanae landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Satanae scores with a knee to the head.
Satanae throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Satanae taking a breather.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Satanae comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Satanae unloads a knee to the mid-section. Business lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Satanae tries a knee to the head but Business blocks it.
Satanae utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Satanae misses with a knee strike.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Satanae lands with a short head shot on the inside.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Business is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Satanae lands a good knee to the midsection. Business won't want to take too many of those.
Satanae with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Business takes a knee right on the jaw!
Monkey Business's cut is getting worse.
Business wants to get back to striking at distance but Satanae won't allow it.
Business takes a knee to the side of the body.
Satanae tries to land a knee to the head but Business blocks with his arms.
Satanae lands with a light punch inside.
Satanae misses with a knee strike.
Satanae lands a nice knee to the body.
The referee is keeping an eye on Satanae - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Satanae with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Satanae is leaning against Business and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Satanae.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Satanae lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Satanae lands a right hand.
Satanae tries to land a knee to the head but Business blocks with his arms.
Satanae just leaning against Business, taking a breather.
Satanae scores with a knee to the head.
Business drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Satanae takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Satanae using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Business has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Business wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Satanae tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Satanae lands a good knee to the midsection. Business won't want to take too many of those.
Business on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Business has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Satanae after a bit of a struggle.
Satanae lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Satanae tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Business tries for a takedown. No joy.
Satanae prevents Business from breaking the clinch.
Satanae scores with a knee to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Satanae is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
A bit of stalling here from Satanae.
Satanae misses with a knee to the head.
Satanae with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Satanae lands a left hand that snaps the head of Business backwards.
Satanae tries a knee to the head but Business blocks it.
Business breaks the clinch.
Business shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Satanae pinned against the cage. Satanae gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Tigellinus Satanae showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Monkey Business's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Business throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Satanae tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Business is in Satanae's guard.
Satanae is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Business defends well.
Satanae is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Business working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Business trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Satanae manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!
Satanae has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Business is proving hard to escape from.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Business working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Satanae.
Business is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Satanae wants to get back to his feet.
Satanae is trying to get back to full guard.
Business thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Satanae's head.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Business throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Business looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Satanae is trying to stand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Business wants to take a breather but Satanae is having none of it.
Business is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Business has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can Satanae defend it? Business steps over the head and cranks it - Satanae is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for Business!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:44 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Monkey Business!
After winning the bout, Monkey Business thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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energy
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hype
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