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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Luciano Bizarria (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Han Ha Ha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Luciano Bizarria has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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211 lbs
4 - 5 - 0 |
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176 cm
24
193 lbs
4 - 2 - 0 |
Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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Excellent MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Luciano Bizarria!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Han Ha Ha!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Anni Minnemäki and Tarja Halkonen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bizarria avoids the head kick by Ha Ha.
Bizarria appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Ha Ha swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bizarria half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Ha Ha just misses with a punch to the body.
Ha Ha connects with an inside leg kick.
Ha Ha throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bizarria feinted with a counter takedown.
Ha Ha lands with a kick to the temple. Bizarria shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
It looks like Luciano Bizarria has been cut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A bone on bone clash there as Bizarria blocks the leg kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Ha Ha.
Bizarria looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Bizarria keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bizarria changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bizarria keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Ha Ha throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bizarria on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Ha Ha throws a sloppy head kick and Bizarria moves out of range easily.
Bizarria appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Ha Ha lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Bizarria at a distance.
Bizarria slips a jab from Ha Ha.
Bizarria tries to counter with a takedown but Ha Ha is quick to defend against it.
Ha Ha misses with a hook. Bizarria ducked under it nicely.
Ha Ha is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Bizarria rather than just go for the knockout.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ha Ha throws a leg kick but Bizarria sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Ha Ha misses with a body punch
and Bizarria counters with a shoot takedown. Ha Ha fights it but they end up in guard.
Ha Ha is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Ha Ha really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Bizarria. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Bizarria content to stall in guard here.
Bizarria stands up over Ha Ha, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Ha Ha working a defensive guard here.
Ha Ha is adopting a defensive guard.
Bizarria working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Bizarria postures up.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ha Ha keeping full guard, as Bizarria tries to pass.
Ha Ha working a defensive guard here.
Bizarria missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Bizarria throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Ha Ha works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Bizarria trying to control but Ha Ha is working from the bottom.
Bizarria wants to pass the guard but Ha Ha is keeping the position.
Bizarria with a flurry of punches that miss.
Bizarria lands a couple of digs.
Bizarria works over Ha Ha with some ground and pound from guard.
Bizarria is fighting to break Ha Ha's control of his arms but Ha Ha is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Bizarria stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Ha Ha swivels though and keeps the full guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ha Ha preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Bizarria prevents Ha Ha from getting back to his feet.
Bizarria throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Ha Ha works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Ha Ha is pulling down on Bizarria's head to control his posture.
Let's hope that Ha Ha has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Ha Ha is looking to stand back up but Bizarria counters by passing into half guard. Oops... bit sloppy there by Ha Ha.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Bizarria connects with a nice short shot to Ha Ha's temple.
Bizarria is looking to advance position but Ha Ha won't allow it.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Ha Ha is trying to stand.
Bizarria working Ha Ha over with strikes.
Bizarria stops Ha Ha from getting back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Han Ha Ha will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Luciano Bizarria's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Ha Ha swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bizarria feinted with a counter takedown.
Ha Ha throws a leg kick that misses.
Ha Ha scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Ha Ha connects with a right hand. Bizarria shakes it off.
Ha Ha throws a nice inside leg kick.
Bizarria avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ha Ha digs a good hook to Bizarria's body.
Ha Ha throws a leg kick
and Bizarria counters with a shoot takedown. Ha Ha fights it but they end up in guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bizarria throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Ha Ha works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Ha Ha avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bizarria pushing down on Ha Ha's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Ha Ha can do anything to dispel that myth.
Bizarria is keen to just control but Ha Ha is a slippery customer.
Bizarria seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Bizarria working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Bizarria is trying to control the action in half guard but Ha Ha is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Bizarria missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Bizarria throwing shots but Ha Ha is blocking nicely.
Bizarria is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Ha Ha is just riding it out for now. Bizarria eventually gives up the hold.
Bizarria stops Ha Ha from getting back to his feet.
Ha Ha is trying to get back to full guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ha Ha trying to control from the bottom.
Ha Ha wants to get back to his feet.
Bizarria wants to lay and pray for a moment but Ha Ha keeps working.
Bizarria frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Bizarria with the ground and pound from mount.
Bizarria working the ground and pound effectively.
Bizarria scores with a couple of good head shots there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ha Ha is trying to stand.
Ha Ha takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Ha Ha is rocked!
Luciano Bizarria overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Bizarria softens up his opponent with a couple of shots there and then CRACK! One massive shot lands there and Ha Ha is out cold! Bizarria jumps to his feet and celebrates on the cage with the fans, who are, quite frankly, going absolutely mental!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Luciano Bizarria!
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RATING
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