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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Poohpoo Schrohtums (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brandon Stark (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Brandon Stark will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.
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225 lbs
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205 lbs
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Good wrestling
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Lethal high kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Poohpoo Schrohtums!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Brandon Stark!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Stewart Dunkirk and Tiny Johnson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Schrohtums will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Schrohtums.
Stark lands the left hand.
Schrohtums doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Stark counters with a straight right hand.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Poohpoo Schrohtums. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Schrohtums misses with a takedown attempt - Stark sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Schrohtums with a poor takedown
and Stark cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Stark scores with a jab.
Good leg kick by Stark there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Stark thuds his right hand into Schrohtums's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
It looks like Poohpoo Schrohtums has been cut.
Stark drops Schrohtums with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Schrohtums looks back up at him and smiles so Stark waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Schrohtums is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Stark finds Schrohtums's off switch, with a big overhand right that connects perfectly to the side of the head! Schrohtums flops back against the cage, eyes gazing into the distance. Stark lands an unnecessary shot before the referee has time to step in and end the fight. Brutal stuff but I'm sure Schrohtums will be OK.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Brandon Stark!
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RATING
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