PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Adolf Hitman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Simon Strange (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Adolf Hitman has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Adolf Hitman seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Hitman
vs
Strange

185 cm
31
176 lbs
25 - 6 - 0

175 cm
31
187 lbs
24 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Adolf Hitman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 12 - 0, fighting out of New York, Simon Strange!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, James Atkins and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Strange is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Strange lands a right hook to the body.
Strange shoots in but no luck this time.
Simon Strange seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Strange tries for a takedown but Hitman circles away easily
and Hitman counters with a stiff right hand.

It looks like Simon Strange has been cut.
Strange dips to his left and cracks Hitman with an uppercut!
A slapping body kick lands there for Strange.
We've been told by Hitman's head coaches at K.O.N.Y. that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Strange throws a combination. Hitman tries to block but a couple of punches get through.

Strange gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Hitman lands a nice shot to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hitman takes a shot to the head.
Strange tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Strange trying to land knees to the body.
A body shot lands from Hitman.
Strange throws a knee to the head but misses.
Hitman scores with a shot to the side of Strange's head.
Hitman lands a right hand that snaps the head of Strange backwards.
Strange tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Hitman.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hitman scores with an uppercut up the middle.

Hitman escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Hitman ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Hitman moves out of range of the strikes.
Strange throws a jab when Hitman was well out of range.
Hitman thinks about countering with a body kick.
Strange is trying hard to land a takedown here. Hitman sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Adolf Hitman has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Simon Strange.
Strange fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Strange misses with a lunging right hand
and Hitman counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Strange shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.

Strange is rocked!
Strange throws a leg kick that is checked
and Hitman counters with an outside leg kick.
Strange is still on wobbly legs! Can Hitman finish him?
Hitman shakes his hands by his side, trying to relax. Strange takes his eyes off the ball for a moment - Hitman sees the opportunity and cracks him with a massive hook! Strange bends double and collapses on top of himself - he's out! The crowd are going absolutely nuts! Wow, what a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Adolf Hitman!
Adolf Hitman decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
Simon Strange was interviewed post fight and said 'FFS, can't seem to catch a break at the moment.'.