PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dieter Von Sprockets (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tyrone Blacker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Von Sprockets comes into the arena with Rolling Stones- Monkey Man blaring out of the sound system. Blacker has chosen Flo Rida My House as his entrance music. Dieter Von Sprockets is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Von Sprockets
vs
Blacker

192 cm
33
221 lbs
16 - 11 - 1

200 cm
25
270 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent MT
Insanely flexible

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Dieter Von Sprockets!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Tyrone Blacker!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Alec Ball and Steve Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Blacker wants to clinch

and Von Sprockets counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Blacker is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Von Sprockets is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Blacker wants to stand up but Von Sprockets is controlling him.
Blacker is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Blacker has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Von Sprockets off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
Tyrone Blacker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A head kick by Blacker misses

and Von Sprockets counters with a nice double leg into side control. Blacker won't be happy with that.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Von Sprockets scores with punches from side control.

Von Sprockets thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Von Sprockets landing a few strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Von Sprockets cracks Blacker with a big right hand but Blacker just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Von Sprockets advances to full mount.
Blacker looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.

Blacker bucks Von Sprockets off and manages to get back to his feet!
Blacker tries to clinch there but Von Sprockets circles away.
Blacker fails with a takedown attempt.
Von Sprockets appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Blacker misses with a combination
and Von Sprockets counters with a nice leg kick.
Blacker lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Blacker looks winded!

Blacker gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Von Sprockets stops Blacker from standing up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Von Sprockets keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Blacker's head.
Von Sprockets lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Von Sprockets postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Von Sprockets lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Von Sprockets passes into half guard.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Blacker can do anything to dispel that myth.
Blacker is looking to escape.
Blacker is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Von Sprockets scores with a couple of nice shots.
Von Sprockets is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Von Sprockets connects with a couple of good shots from mount.

Blacker has left one of his arms exposed and Von Sprockets doesn't need a second invitation. He's isolated it and locked on a tight armbar. Blacker screams and taps out, obviously in a lot of pain. Hopefully there isn't permanent damage to that arm.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Dieter Von Sprockets!
Dieter Von Sprockets decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
The defeated Tyrone Blacker had this to say: 'Yah yah yah'.