PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cyrhuz Davis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Whatacunt Bones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cyrhuz Davis has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Davis
vs
Bones

196 cm
25
205 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

195 cm
25
217 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Cyrhuz Davis!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Whatacunt Bones!
The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, Bruno Lombardi and Franklyn Lucas.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bones misses the shot to the body.
Davis takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Davis throws a right hand that Bones ducks under and follows up with a left that Bones also avoids with ease.
Davis lands a jab to Bones's midsection.
Bones takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Davis misses with a combination
enabling Bones to counter with a crisp jab.
Bones looks to land a left hand but Davis moved out of range nicely.
Bones slips a jab and a cross from Davis.

Bones clinches up against the cage.
Bones lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Davis backwards.
Bones tries a body shot but Davis blocks it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bones lands with a left to the head.
Davis is trying to break the clinch but Bones is controlling him.
Bones working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Davis blocks a body shot from Bones.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bones swings wildly with an uppercut but Davis uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bones gets through Davis's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A short body shot lands from Bones as the two fighters clinch.
Bones misses with some punches.
Bones is working Davis over against the cage.
Bones pressing his opponent against the cage.
Bones is leaning against Davis and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Davis is breathing heavily.
Bones tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Davis has had enough of the clinch but Bones keeps him there for the moment.
Bones lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Bones lands with a short shot to the head.
Bones looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Davis is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Bones is keeping busy.
Bones lands a shot to the body.
Bones swings wildly with an uppercut but Davis uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bones lands with a right to the head.
Bones misses with the head strike.
Davis blocking some punches.
Bones scores with an uppercut up the middle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Davis takes a shot to the head.
Bones swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bones stalling the fight.
Bones gets through Davis's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Bones misses with a hook to the ribs.
Davis working hard to break the clinch.
Davis wants to stall.
Davis is trying to break free.
Good body shot from Bones.
Bones lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Davis prevents a body shot from Bones.
Bones working aggressively here.
Bones lands with a right to the head.
Bones presses Davis against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Good body shot from Bones.
Bones lands a shoulder strike.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Bones.
Bones lands with a right to the head.

Davis is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bones dips a shoulder and cracks Davis with a mighty uppercut! Davis falls back against the cage and Bones unloads with a barrage of strikes! Davis is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Bones screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Whatacunt Bones!