PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bob Lazar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Raistlin Lovelair (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Lazar might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Mouth for War. Bob Lazar is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Lazar
vs
Lovelair

203 cm
25
263 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

192 cm
26
220 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Bob Lazar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Raistlin Lovelair!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, John Roberts and Columbo Gatti.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lovelair is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Lazar misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

Lovelair has managed to clinch.
Lovelair prevents Lazar from breaking the clinch.
Lovelair lands an elbow inside.
A knee to the head by Lovelair.

It looks like Bob Lazar has been cut.
Lovelair lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Lazar wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Lazar takes a knee to the side of the body.
Lovelair lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Lovelair lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Lovelair stalling against the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A nice right hand lands inside from Lovelair.
Lovelair stalling the fight.
A knee to the head by Lovelair.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A short uppercut from Lovelair.
Lazar takes an elbow to the temple.
Lazar blocks an elbow strike.
Lovelair is stalling here.
Lovelair misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Lazar.
Lazar takes an elbow to the temple.

Bob Lazar's cut is getting worse.
Lovelair comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Lovelair lands a right hand that snaps the head of Lazar backwards.
Lovelair lands with a right to the head.
Lovelair using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Lazar is breathing heavily.
Lazar takes an elbow to the forehead.
Lazar looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Lovelair is stalling here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lovelair landing knees to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lovelair lands an elbow inside.

Bob Lazar's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Lovelair lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Lazar backwards.

Jeez, Bob Lazar's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Lovelair lands a knee to the body.
Lovelair lands an uppercut.
Lovelair lands a good knee to the midsection. Lazar won't want to take too many of those.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Lovelair.
Lovelair throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Lazars head.
Lovelair lands a nice shot to the body.
Knees to the body from Lovelair.
Lovelair lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Bob Lazar's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Raistlin Lovelair!
Bob Lazar spoke after the fight, saying 'This sucks! I let down my family, friends, and team. I will be back better than ever, trust me!'.