PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Turd Anderson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Harry Distacio Jr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Anderson
vs
Distacio Jr

180 cm
39
184 lbs
32 - 21 - 3

184 cm
30
182 lbs
9 - 5 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 32 - 21 - 3, fighting out of Helsinki, Turd Anderson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Harry Distacio Jr!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, James Glass and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A jab from Distacio Jr does it's job there.
Anderson jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Distacio Jr swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Crunch! Distacio Jr slams his shin into Anderson's torso.
Harry Distacio Jr seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Distacio Jr lands with an overhand left.
The fighters circling - Anderson throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Distacio Jr uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Anderson.
Distacio Jr lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Distacio Jr drops his hands momentarily and Anderson takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Distacio Jr is looking to land body kicks.
Anderson walks into a jab.
Distacio Jr tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Anderson was well out of range. Poor timing from Distacio Jr.
Distacio Jr moves away from the strike by Anderson.
Anderson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Distacio Jr connects with a crisp jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Anderson misses the body punch
and Distacio Jr counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Distacio Jr connects with a crisp jab.
A chopping leg kick lands by Distacio Jr.
Anderson defending well as Distacio Jr loads up on a big left hand.
Anderson blocks the body kick.
Distacio Jr swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Anderson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Anderson appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Distacio Jr throws a lazy right hand but Anderson sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Distacio Jr misses with a combination
and Anderson counters with a nice uppercut.
Distacio Jr's coach down at was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Distacio Jr's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Harry Distacio Jr is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Anderson ducks under a wild hook from Distacio Jr.
Distacio Jr connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Distacio Jr throws a poor cross that misses
and Anderson counters with a straight right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Anderson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Anderson steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Distacio Jr.
Anderson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Distacio Jr moves away.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Anderson throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A punch combination from Distacio Jr misses.
It looked like Anderson was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Distacio Jr.
Anderson takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Anderson swings for the body but Distacio Jr moves out of range.
Anderson throws a body shot but no joy.
Distacio Jr rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Anderson counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Distacio Jr throws a lazy head kick
and Anderson counters with a nice uppercut.
Anderson is looking to wear down Distacio Jr with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Distacio Jr displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Anderson.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Distacio Jr rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Anderson counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Anderson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Distacio Jr tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Anderson paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Distacio Jr uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Anderson.
Distacio Jr pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Anderson back to the cage. Distacio Jr follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
A looping hook to the body misses from Anderson. Distacio Jr does a little dance to reset his feet.
Distacio Jr throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Anderson.
Distacio Jr looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Distacio Jr lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Anderson at a distance.
Distacio Jr uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Anderson.
Anderson cracks Distacio Jr with a right hand to the side of the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Anderson waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Distacio Jr.
Anderson misses with a jab to the body
and Distacio Jr counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Anderson scores with a hook to the body. Distacio Jr takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Distacio Jr swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Anderson.
Distacio Jr is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Anderson had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Anderson throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Distacio Jr throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Anderson misses with a series of wild punches.
Anderson lands a nice shot to the body.
Distacio Jr swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Anderson appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Distacio Jr misses with a body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Harry Distacio Jr dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Distacio Jr uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Anderson.
Anderson ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Distacio Jr tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Anderson paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Distacio Jr scores with a jab.
Distacio Jr lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Distacio Jr connects with the punch.
Anderson tries to move into range but Distacio Jr moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Anderson defending well as Distacio Jr loads up on a big left hand.
Distacio Jr takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Anderson dodges the punch combination from Distacio Jr.
Distacio Jr throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
It looked like Anderson was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Distacio Jr.
Anderson stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Anderson throws a right and a left that Distacio Jr avoids nicely.
Distacio Jr thows a left - swing and a miss!
Anderson uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Distacio Jr.
Anderson attempts a counter takedown but Distacio Jr avoids it well and moves away.
Distacio Jr lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Distacio Jr.
Distacio Jr throws an off balance right hand
and Anderson makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
A combination from Distacio Jr does no damage.
Anderson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Anderson closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Distacio Jr throws a body shot but no joy.
Anderson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Distacio Jr was well out of range. Poor timing from Anderson.
Distacio Jr swings widly with a right hand
and Anderson counters with a lovely shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Distacio Jr keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Distacio Jr tries to clinch but Anderson is having none of it.
Anderson drops down looking for a counter takedown but Distacio Jr sprawls and moves away.
Anderson takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Harry Distacio Jr seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Distacio Jr!
Distacio Jr uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Anderson.

Anderson dives in and scores a takedown into Distacio Jr's guard.
Distacio Jr is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Anderson is pushing down on Distacio Jr's leg trying to pass to half guard. Distacio Jr is fighting to maintain full guard but Anderson has managed to sneak the leg through.
Anderson lands strikes from half guard.
Anderson has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

Anderson is working for a kimura but Distacio Jr is defending it quite comfortably.
Distacio Jr is refusing to be controlled, as Anderson sits in half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ground and pound from Anderson.
Anderson content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Distacio Jr tries to roll over but Anderson keeps him under control.
Distacio Jr has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Anderson is working away from the top position though.
Anderson trying to control the action but Distacio Jr is working from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.

Anderson is working for a kimura but Distacio Jr is defending it quite comfortably.

Anderson is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Distacio Jr sees it coming and defends easily.
Distacio Jr is trying to control but can't.
Distacio Jr pushes Anderson off looking to stand but Anderson dives back in and keeps control.
Distacio Jr wants to improve his position but Anderson is controlling well.
Anderson lands with a punch from half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Turd Anderson will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Distacio Jr throws a looping overhand right but Anderson ducks down to avoid it.
Distacio Jr throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Distacio Jr wants to clinch.
Distacio Jr throws an overhand right that lands on Anderson's shoulder, as Anderson tries to avoid the shot.
Distacio Jr lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Distacio Jr throws a right hand that misses

and Anderson counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Distacio Jr is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Anderson dives into side control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Anderson is looking to take a break and control but Distacio Jr is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Distacio Jr pushes Anderson away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Anderson gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Anderson working the ground and pound from side control.
Anderson trying to control the action but Distacio Jr is working from the bottom.
Distacio Jr is trying to escape and get back to his feet.

Anderson is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Distacio Jr is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Distacio Jr gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Distacio Jr wants to control but Anderson is keeping busy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Distacio Jr is looking to improve his position.
Anderson is controlling the pace.
Distacio Jr looks like he's trying to stand up.
Distacio Jr blocking the ground and pound attempt from Anderson.
Anderson is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Distacio Jr trying to control here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anderson looks to land a strike but Distacio Jr avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
Anderson postures up and lands a big shot to Distacio Jr's brow.
Distacio Jr trying to control the position.
Distacio Jr wants to sweep here but Anderson controlling him for the moment.
Anderson slips nicely into half guard.
Anderson stops Distacio Jr from getting back to his feet.
Anderson scoring with strikes to the body and head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Distacio Jr is trying to stand back up but Anderson is controlling him
Anderson seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.

Distacio Jr is rocked!
Anderson is nestled in close to Distacio Jr, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Distacio Jr is still in real trouble! Can Anderson finish him?
Anderson lands a massive shot from half guard that has rocked Distacio Jr! More strikes land and this one is all over! Anderson jumps to his feet and is applauded loudly by the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:30 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Turd Anderson!
Turd Anderson seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
Harry Distacio Jr was interviewed post fight and said 'I should have bought my supplements from LOPS! http://www.mmatycoon.com/nutritionpublic.php?ncid=2458'.