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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Caleb Hart (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Whatacunt Bones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Whatacunt Bones is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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205 lbs
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195 cm
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217 lbs
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Good takedowns
Brawler
Good chin |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Caleb Hart!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Whatacunt Bones!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, Bruno Lombardi and Eddie Farnsworth.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The crowd cheers as Bones lands an impressive looking overhand right. Hart doesn't seem phased though.
It looks like Caleb Hart has been cut.
Hart darts in trying to clinch
and Bones counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Hart is breathing heavily.
Bones bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Hart misses with a takedown attempt
and Bones counters with a crisp right hand that drops Hart! Bones lets Hart back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Hart is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hart walks into a picture perfect straight right hand from Bones! He's gone down face first to the canvas, unconscious before he even hit the floor! Ohhhh. My. Goodness! That boys and girls was a beautiful knockout! Give that man a biscuit!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Whatacunt Bones!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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