PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Angus Bryant (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bjarni Agnarsson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bryant's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Scotland the Brave. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Bjarni Agnarsson was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Bryant
vs
Agnarsson

184 cm
27
188 lbs
6 - 4 - 0

185 cm
21
201 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Angus Bryant!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Bjarni Agnarsson!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, James Ackerman and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Agnarsson throws a chopping leg kick but Bryant manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
A little feinted left hand from Bryant on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Agnarsson takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
A shot to the body from Agnarsson misses
enabling Bryant to counter with a crisp jab.

Bryant lands a big head kick that sends Agnarsson tumbling to the mat! Bryant takes a step backwards and waves Agnarsson back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Agnarsson is rocked!
Bryant keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Agnarsson.
Agnarsson is still on wobbly legs! Can Bryant finish him?
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Agnarsson misses with a hook to the body
and Bryant counters with a good low kick that Agnarsson was not able to check.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Agnarsson.
Agnarsson feints and then cracks Bryant's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Bryant down.
Agnarsson misses with a right hand
and Bryant counters with a good low kick that Agnarsson was not able to check.
Bryant moves out of range as Agnarsson throws a body kick.
Agnarsson seems to have recovered his senses.
Agnarsson misses with a body kick.
Bryant lands with a thumping leg kick.
Bryant slips a straight right by Agnarsson.
Bryant throws a quick counter kick to the body but Agnarsson avoids it.
Agnarsson swings widly with a right hand
and Bryant counters with a huge left! Agnarsson is in big trouble! He's backing up but Bryant isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save Agnarsson from any more damage. A dominating finish by Bryant!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Angus Bryant!
A relieved looking Angus Bryant thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.