PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Bubba Kush (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Doug Funnie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Funnie comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Doug Theme Song kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Kush
vs
Funnie

188 cm
22
195 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

175 cm
21
184 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bubba Kush!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Doug Funnie!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Daniel Bishop and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Funnie throws a right hand that misses
and Kush counters with a nice uppercut.
Kush scores with a nice head shot.
Funnie looks to land a right hand but Kush moved out of range.
Funnie tries a head kick but it misses.
Funnie throws a lazy right hand but Kush sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Kush appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
That kick from Funnie tenderised Kush's leg. Kush is trying to keep his angry face on.
A jab from Kush misses.
Funnie lands a nice leg kick that just misses Kush's sensitive parts.
Bubba Kush seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Funnie throws a leg kick but Kush checks it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kush cracks Funnie with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
We've been hearing reports that Kush has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Kush blocks a low kick nicely.
Kush misses with a low kick.
Funnie was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Kush swings for the body but Funnie moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kush throws a good cross that connects.
Kush displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Funnie throws out the jab.
Funnie misses with a body kick.
It looked like Kush was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Funnie throws the kick towards the body but Kush avoids it.
Funnie takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Kush moves out of range of the strikes.
Kush looks to score with a jab to the body but Funnie is just out of range.
Funnie connects with a leg kick. Kush looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Kush scores with a jab to the jaw.
Funnie misses with a kick to the body.
Funnie throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Kush counters with a slapping leg kick.
Funnie misses with a low kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kush jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Kush throws a hook but Funnie blocks it.
Funnie flicks out a counter leg kick but Kush steps away.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Funnie tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Funnie takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.

Funnie is rocked!
Kush ducks down into range and throws a picture perfect right hook that connects with Funnie's jaw. Funnie's eyes stare off into space as he falls to the mat, out cold! Kush does the decent thing and steps back, rather than landing any shots to his unconscious opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Bubba Kush!
During a confident post fight interview, Bubba Kush thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.