PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Fourth Foot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Foot
vs
WawaWeeeeewaaaa

180 cm
24
162 lbs
11 - 3 - 0

170 cm
25
170 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

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World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fourth Foot!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Foot moves out of range of the strikes.
It looked like Foot wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
A jab lands there for Foot.
Foot slips under a jab from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
Foot displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa fails to land with a series of punches.
Foot tests WawaWeeeeewaaaa's chin there with a solid looking shot.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Foot counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Foot throws a body shot but no joy.
Foot throws a shot from downtown. WawaWeeeeewaaaa moves away and avoids it.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws out a counter right but Foot avoids it with no problem.
Foot lands with a nice body punch.
We've been told by Foot's head coaches at Aliens Only Spa that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The fighters circling - Foot throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Foot.
Foot wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Foot connects with a body shot.
Foot lands a body shot.
Foot scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Foot looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Foot slips under a jab from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa takes a swing at Foot's ribcage but misses.
Foot misses the jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Foot counters with a nice uppercut.
Foot moves out of range of the body kick from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Foot to score with a decent uppercut.
Foot looks to land a left hand but WawaWeeeeewaaaa moved out of range nicely.

WawaWeeeeewaaaa has taken the fight to the clinch.
Foot lands a body punch in the clinch.
Foot lands a right hand that snaps the head of WawaWeeeeewaaaa backwards.
Foot misses with a hook to the ribs.
Foot lands a hook that snaps the head of WawaWeeeeewaaaa backwards.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa has Foot pressed against the cage.
Foot misses with some punches.
Foot lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of WawaWeeeeewaaaa backwards.
We've been informed that WawaWeeeeewaaaa has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Foot tries to work over WawaWeeeeewaaaa's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Foot throws a head punch that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Foot backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

WawaWeeeeewaaaa escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Jab from Foot.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Foot connects with the punch.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa swinging wildly here.
Foot on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Foot is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Foot slips a jab from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Foot.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa blocks a jab.
Good shot there by Foot.
Foot misses the jab.
Foot avoids a punch combination nicely.
Foot was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
The fighters circling - Foot throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A little jabbing left from WawaWeeeeewaaaa on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa takes one on the chin but seems OK.

WawaWeeeeewaaaa is rocked!
Foot cracks WawaWeeeeewaaaa with a hook to the temple - WawaWeeeeewaaaa is on wobbly legs here! Foot swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! WawaWeeeeewaaaa falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! Foot wins by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Fourth Foot!
A relieved looking Fourth Foot thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.