PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tony Lanes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lemmy Frankenfurter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Tony Lanes has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Tony Lanes seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Lanes
vs
Frankenfurter

189 cm
36
393 lbs
13 - 11 - 0

225 cm
30
300 lbs
8 - 11 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Dangerous knees
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tony Lanes!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Lemmy Frankenfurter!
The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lanes is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Frankenfurter.
Sloppy strikes from Frankenfurter. Those never looked like landing.
Lanes tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Frankenfurter manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
A big right from Lanes misses.
Lanes misses with a straight right.
Lanes tries for a takedown but Frankenfurter sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Frankenfurter rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Lanes moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
It looked like Lanes wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Lanes misses with a looping right.
Frankenfurter misses the jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Frankenfurter stuns Lanes with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.

Lanes has managed to clinch.
Lanes misses with a knee strike.

Frankenfurter pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lanes wants to clinch.
Lanes is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

Lanes instigates a clinch.
Lanes using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Frankenfurter has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Lanes tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Frankenfurter wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Lanes has him pressed against the cage.
Lanes misses with a knee to the head.
A frustrated look appears on Frankenfurter's face as he tries to break the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lanes lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Lanes tries to work over Frankenfurter's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A hook to the body from Lanes.
Good body shot from Lanes.
Frankenfurter looks winded!
Knees in the clinch landing for Lanes.
Frankenfurter on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Lanes tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Lanes is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Frankenfurter is defending well for now.
Frankenfurter tries to break free but Lanes pushes him back against the cage.
Lanes tries a knee to the head but Frankenfurter blocks it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lanes throws a knee to the head but misses.
Frankenfurter wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Lanes has him pressed against the cage.
Frankenfurter wants to break free but Lanes has control.
Lanes with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Frankenfurter has had enough of the clinch but Lanes keeps him there for the moment.
Lanes tries a body shot but Frankenfurter blocks it.
Lanes misses with a knee strike.
Lanes struggles to land a body shot inside as Frankenfurter controls his hands.
Lanes throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Frankenfurter blocks it with crossed arms.
Lanes tries to land a knee to the head but misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Frankenfurter's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Lemmy Frankenfurter is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Lanes avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Frankenfurter moves away from the strike by Lanes.
Frankenfurter avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Lanes is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Frankenfurter jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
A slow jab from Frankenfurter misses its intended target.
Lanes was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.

Lanes takes the fight into the clinch.
Frankenfurter is trying to break the clinch but Lanes has him pressed against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tony Lanes dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

The fight stays on the outside here - Lanes looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Lanes moves out of range of the strikes.
Lemmy Frankenfurter is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Some wild striking there from Frankenfurter.

Lanes closes the distance and clinches.
Lanes is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Frankenfurter can do to turn this around?

Lanes manages to pull guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Frankenfurter distracts Lanes with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Frankenfurter trying to control the position from guard on top but Lanes is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Lanes bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Frankenfurter's guard.

Frankenfurter will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lanes wants to control from the top but Frankenfurter keeps moving.
Frankenfurter wants to sweep but no luck.
Lanes trying to control but Frankenfurter is working from the bottom.
Frankenfurter controlling Lanes's posture.
Frankenfurter can't keep his opponent in guard - Lanes advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.

Lanes is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Frankenfurter defends it well.
Lanes wants to lay and pray for a moment but Frankenfurter keeps working.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.

Lanes in half guard on the top. He's looking for a kimura... He's got it locked and he's managed to free his trapped foot. Frankenfurter tries to escape but it's on too tight and he has to tap! Great BJJ skills there from Lanes!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:27 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Tony Lanes!
Post fight, Tony Lanes took to the microphone: 'i want scarface ill beat him down this time scumbag '.
In defeat, Lemmy Frankenfurter stepped up to the mic, saying 'Jay, You're one of my best friends, I love these wars we've given the fans. I'm always game, now lets go get a beer!'.