PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Count Chocula (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jake Larsen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Larsen has chosen Lorde – Yellow Flicker Beat as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Chocula
vs
Larsen

180 cm
30
155 lbs
17 - 8 - 0

177 cm
21
155 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Brown Belt
Good elbows
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Count Chocula!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jake Larsen!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Marco Blurström and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Larsen shoots for a double leg takedown but Chocula sprawls well. He's pushed Larsen's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Chocula misses with a looping right.
Larsen feints the counter takedown.
Chocula swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Larsen fails with the takedown.

Larsen closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Chocula did well to prevent Larsen getting side control.
Larsen stops Chocula from getting back to his feet.
Chocula on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Chocula tries to get out of the position.

Chocula kicks Larsen off and gets back to his feet.
Chocula throws the left hand but Larsen avoids the punch easily.
Larsen misses with a double jab.
Larsen shoots in but no luck this time.
Count Chocula has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jake Larsen.

Chocula pushes Larsen up against the cage in a clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Larsen breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Chocula blocks a jab.
Larsen shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Chocula pinned against the cage. Chocula gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Chocula throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chocula displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Larsen.
Nice takedown defense from Chocula. No joy for Larsen on that attempt.
Chocula lands with a cross.

Larsen is rocked!

It looks like Jake Larsen has been cut.
Chocula throws a big shot that misses.
A little jabbing left from Larsen on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Larsen shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Chocula as he jumps to the side.
Larsen takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Larsen is still on wobbly legs! Can Chocula finish him?
Larsen blocks a jab.
Larsen misses with the combination.

Chocula sends Larsen crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Chocula is motioning to the referee to let Larsen up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sloppy strikes from Larsen. Those never looked like landing.
Chocula drops Larsen with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Larsen! Chocula dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Count Chocula!
A very excited looking Count Chocula made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.