PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Montgomery Burns (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Cenasil (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Burns
vs
Cenasil

180 cm
20
200 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

187 cm
26
205 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Determined

Bare Knuckle Fisticuffs Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Montgomery Burns!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, John Cenasil!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, David Schapiro and Alyssa Summers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cenasil doesn't succeed with the takedown
letting Burns counter with a right hand.
Donk. Burns catches Cenasil right on the button with a cross.
Cenasil shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Burns counters with a straight right hand.
Cenasil doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Burns connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Montgomery Burns has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of John Cenasil.
Cenasil throws a lazy uppercut
and Burns connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Cenasil misses with a takedown
and Burns counters with a stiff right hand.
Cenasil misses with a lunging right hand
and Burns counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A jab lands there for Burns.
Burns throws a good cross that connects.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Burns scores with a crisp jab that stopped Cenasil in his tracks.
Burns connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Cenasil's hands.
Cenasil throws a lazy uppercut
and Cenasil takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

Cenasil is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Burns lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Cenasil is still on wobbly legs! Can Burns finish him?
Burns lands an uppercut out of nowhere! Cenasil falls backwards - clearly groggy! Burns dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Montgomery Burns!