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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Ross Carney (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Four Chugga Chugga (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Carney might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Watch Me. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!
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170 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
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185 cm
25
180 lbs
4 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Cuts easily |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Ross Carney!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Four Chugga Chugga!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, James Atkins and Paul Tew.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Carney closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Chugga Chugga clinches.
Carney drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Chugga Chugga lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Carney backwards.
Carney is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Chugga Chugga gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Chugga Chugga has a couple of punches blocked by Carney.
Carney changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Chugga Chugga fights it off and pushes away nicely.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ross Carney. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Chugga Chugga avoids the head kick by Carney.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chugga Chugga tries to clinch but Carney is having none of it.
Chugga Chugga gets a clinch.
Chugga Chugga digs a right hand into Carney's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Carney's gas tank.
Carney is breathing heavily.
Chugga Chugga lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Carney backwards.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Chugga Chugga lands a right hand that snaps the head of Carney backwards.
Chugga Chugga prevents a takedown attempt there.
Chugga Chugga scores with a shot to the side of Carney's head.
Chugga Chugga lands a right hand.
Chugga Chugga lands a body punch.
Chugga Chugga softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Chugga Chugga lands a hook to the side of the head.
A shot in the inside from Chugga Chugga.
Chugga Chugga lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Chugga Chugga makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A short left from Chugga Chugga.
Carney is rocked!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chugga Chugga works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Oh Carney is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Chugga Chugga lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Chugga Chugga lands a left hand that snaps the head of Carney backwards.
Chugga Chugga misses with a punch to the body.
Chugga Chugga pushes Carney back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A body shot lands from Chugga Chugga.
A short uppercut from Chugga Chugga.
Chugga Chugga lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Chugga Chugga throws a big uppercut that drops Carney! More strikes from Chugga Chugga and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Carney lies dazed against the cage as Chugga Chugga celebrates with his cornermen!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Four Chugga Chugga!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Four Chugga Chugga made sure he mentioned Anarchy Clothing & Laundry, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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