PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Paljas Uneksija (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ricki Suckerpunch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Uneksija
vs
Suckerpunch

194 cm
21
232 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

210 cm
30
270 lbs
10 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Perkele!

Popeye Nutritional Supplement

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Paljas Uneksija!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Ricki Suckerpunch!
The judges for this bout are Yasuomi Hirokawa, Hirohito Nitta and Shigeki Sano.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Uneksija is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Suckerpunch.
Suckerpunch tries to counter by closing the distance.
Suckerpunch takes one to the side of the head.
Suckerpunch scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Uneksija scores with a jab to the jaw.
Paljas Uneksija seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Suckerpunch fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Suckerpunch throws a series of punches but Uneksija avoids them all with ease.
Uneksija lands a really nice looking cross but Suckerpunch seems unphased.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Suckerpunch uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Uneksija.
Suckerpunch unleashes a big counter combination but Uneksija bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Suckerpunch takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Uneksija just misses with a punch to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Uneksija misses with a wild body shot.
Uneksija has been working on his boxing with his coaches at McDojo in the buildup to the fight.
Suckerpunch has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Suckerpunch there as he acknowledges the shot.
Uneksija misses the jab.
As Uneksija backs off Suckerpunch throws a huge counter combo but Uneksija manages to avoid it all.
Uneksija throws a body shot but no joy.
Suckerpunch is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Uneksija avoids a punch combination nicely.
Uneksija loads up on a big right hand but Suckerpunch slips the punch.
Uneksija is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Suckerpunch.
Suckerpunch feints a counter leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Suckerpunch scores with a jab. Uneksija acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Uneksija misses with a right hand
and Suckerpunch counters with a left and a right that stings Uneksija.
Suckerpunch looks to score with a jab to the body but Uneksija is just out of range.
Some wild striking there from Suckerpunch.
Uneksija scores with a jab to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Uneksija closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Suckerpunch staying out of range there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Suckerpunch avoids the body shot from Uneksija.
Suckerpunch wants to counter with a clinch but Uneksija pushes him away.
Suckerpunch ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Suckerpunch throws a series of punches but Uneksija avoids them all with ease.
Uneksija ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Suckerpunch moves away.
Despite the aggression on Suckerpunch's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Uneksija swings and misses with a hook to the body.

Uneksija darts in and clinches Suckerpunch up against the ropes.
Nice body punch from Uneksija - that landed with a thud.
Uneksija misses with the head strike.
Uneksija swings wildly with an uppercut but Suckerpunch uses good head movement to avoid it.
Uneksija blocks a punch to the side of the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Uneksija misses with some punches.
Suckerpunch can't break the clinch.
Uneksija lands a right hand.
Suckerpunch lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Uneksija backwards.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Uneksija.
Uneksija scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Uneksija tries a body shot but Suckerpunch blocks it.
Uneksija lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Uneksija goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Uneksija lands a right hand that snaps the head of Suckerpunch backwards.
Uneksija is looking to control Suckerpunch's arms but Suckerpunch gets an underhook and turns him. Now Uneksija has his back to the ropes.
Suckerpunch looking to slow down the pace here.
Suckerpunch prevents a body shot from Uneksija.
A short body shot lands from Uneksija as the two fighters clinch.
Uneksija effectively controlling the action here.
Suckerpunch has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Uneksija seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Suckerpunch can turn it around.
Uneksija tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Suckerpunch's elbow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Paljas Uneksija dominated that round.
That's time! Uneksija's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Uneksija drops Suckerpunch with a straight right hand, right on the button! Uneksija follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Paljas Uneksija!
A victorious Paljas Uneksija thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.