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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Derp Wyatt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gus McKenna (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wyatt comes to the cage accompanied by Tones on Tail - Go!. Gus McKenna has the eye of the tiger tonight.
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280 lbs
12 - 5 - 0 |
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235 lbs
7 - 2 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Good low kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Derp Wyatt!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Gus McKenna!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Marco Blurström and Ben Zyskovitsi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McKenna jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Wyatt takes a swing at McKenna's ribcage but misses.
Wyatt lands with a thumping leg kick.
Gus McKenna seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wyatt takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Wyatt moves out of range of the body kick.
McKenna throws a hook but Wyatt blocks it.
Wyatt half committed to a counter leg kick.
McKenna looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
McKenna on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
McKenna circles away from the clinch attempt
and McKenna counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Wyatt avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
We've been told by Wyatt's head coaches at 5 Star Spar Bazaar that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Wyatt tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
McKenna uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Wyatt uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from McKenna.
McKenna throws a body shot but no joy.
McKenna misses with a combination
letting Wyatt counter with a right hand.
It looks like Gus McKenna has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McKenna ducks under a wild hook from Wyatt.
McKenna connects with a good right hand that stumbles Wyatt. Wyatt circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
McKenna throws a big shot that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters circle momentarily. McKenna darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
McKenna's jab looks to have found its range, popping Wyatt under the eye.
Good shot there by McKenna.
McKenna misses with a body kick.
Wyatt was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
McKenna moves into range and connects with a jab.
It looks like Derp Wyatt has been cut.
Wyatt moves into the clinch successfully.
McKenna stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Wyatt stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Wyatt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with McKenna's elbow.
Wyatt keeps the fight in the clinch, despite McKenna's efforts to push away.
McKenna misses with a body punch.
McKenna is trying to maintain a safe position but Wyatt gets an underhook and turns McKenna into the cage.
McKenna blocks a body shot from Wyatt.
A right handed body shot lands from Wyatt.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Wyatt.
Wyatt misses with a punch to the body.
Wyatt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Wyatt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wyatt throws a blind hook that connects with the side of McKennas head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McKenna is trying to break the clinch but Wyatt has him pressed against the cage.
A frustrated look appears on McKenna's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Wyatt lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Wyatt tries a body shot but McKenna blocks it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Wyatt.
McKenna is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Wyatt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Wyatt keeps the fight in the clinch, despite McKenna's efforts to push away.
Wyatt swings wildly with an uppercut but McKenna uses good head movement to avoid it.
Wyatt has McKenna pressed against the cage, preventing McKenna from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
A left hand lands to the body for Wyatt.
McKenna looks winded!
Wyatt working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
McKenna is trying to stall.
A body shot lands from Wyatt.
A short body shot lands from Wyatt as the two fighters clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wyatt manages to break the clinch.
McKenna tries to keep at a distance but Wyatt has taken the fight into the clinch.
A short body shot lands from Wyatt as the two fighters clinch.
Wyatt breaks from the clinch.
Wyatt scores with a jab to the body.
A punch lands to the side of McKenna 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Wyatt scores with a nice strike.
Wyatt throws a right and a left that both miss.
McKenna misses with a left hand
and Wyatt counters with a monster hook and another for good measure! McKenna falls to the ground, out cold! Stick some heavy metal music over the top of that clip and it's one for the highlight makers!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Derp Wyatt!
Derp Wyatt is the new heavyweight champion!
A relieved looking Derp Wyatt thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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hype
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pop
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