PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mike Maczynsky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Heinz Doofenshmirtz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Maczynsky might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Hymn. Mike Maczynsky has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Maczynsky
vs
Doofenshmirtz

201 cm
34
232 lbs
23 - 8 - 0

190 cm
34
245 lbs
22 - 18 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Mike Maczynsky!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 18 - 1, fighting out of London, Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Andrew Berry and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Doofenshmirtz tries a low kick but Maczynsky avoids it.
Maczynsky throws a quick counter head kick but Doofenshmirtz was just out of range.
Maczynsky takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Doofenshmirtz shoots in looking for a takedown but Maczynsky manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Doofenshmirtz's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Maczynsky tried to counter with a leg kick but Doofenshmirtz avoided it.
Maczynsky throws a quick inside leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Doofenshmirtz moves out of range of the body kick from Maczynsky.
Doofenshmirtz only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Maczynsky takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Doofenshmirtz dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Maczynsky. That did some damage!
Maczynsky fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Doofenshmirtz on the side of the head.
Maczynsky cracks Doofenshmirtz with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Doofenshmirtz checks a leg kick nicely.
Doofenshmirtz only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz throws a head kick that misses
and Maczynsky counters with a nice body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Doofenshmirtz looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Maczynsky misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Maczynsky blocks a head kick by Doofenshmirtz.
Maczynsky is looking for a counter combo.
Maczynsky attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Doofenshmirtz crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Maczynsky - the referee stops the clock and Doofenshmirtz gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Maczynsky. Doofenshmirtz manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Maczynsky avoids the body shot from Doofenshmirtz.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz looks to land a left hand but Maczynsky moved out of range nicely.
As Doofenshmirtz backs away, Maczynsky returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Doofenshmirtz closes the distance and clinches up with Maczynsky, looking for a takedown. Doofenshmirtz pushes Maczynsky against the cage but Maczynsky circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Doofenshmirtz attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Maczynsky moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Maczynsky gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Doofenshmirtz defending well as Maczynsky loads up on a big left hand.
Maczynsky lands a high kick!

It looks like Heinz Doofenshmirtz has been cut.
A nice leg kick lands there from Doofenshmirtz.
Good leg kick by Doofenshmirtz there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Doofenshmirtz throws a head kick but Maczynsky moves out of range.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Maczynsky.
Doofenshmirtz looks winded!
Maczynsky scores with a nice body kick.
Doofenshmirtz jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Maczynsky appears to be looking for a big counter.
Maczynsky throws a wild body kick that Doofenshmirtz sees coming a mile off.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Maczynsky looks to land a body kick but Doofenshmirtz moved away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz fails with a takedown attempt.
Mike Maczynsky has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Maczynsky.
Maczynsky thows a body kick. Doofenshmirtz tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Doofenshmirtz throws a leg kick but Maczynsky sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Maczynsky is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Maczynsky looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Doofenshmirtz counters with a body kick.
Maczynsky connects with a leg kick. Doofenshmirtz looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Doofenshmirtz swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Doofenshmirtz throws a leg kick

and Maczynsky counters with a crisp one two that drops Doofenshmirtz! Maczynsky thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Doofenshmirtz to his feet! Doofenshmirtz is in big trouble!
Maczynsky and Doofenshmirtz are patiently standing in front of each other looking for an opening. Maczynsky throws a head kick. It's landed, knocking Doofenshmirtz into next week! Ooooh that was huge! Maczynsky knows it - he's on the cage flexing is biceps. That's a bit weird considering he won by kick but whatever.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Mike Maczynsky!
Mike Maczynsky seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.