PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kenu Urabey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pillow Hands (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Urabey
vs
Hands

185 cm
25
225 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

210 cm
26
260 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kenu Urabey!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pillow Hands!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, George Francis and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hands tries to bum rush Urabey with a series of wild strikes but Urabey uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Urabey appears to be looking for a big counter.
Urabey misses with a wild combination.
Hands is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Urabey with a body shot.
Urabey throws a head kick that misses.
Urabey throws a head kick that misses.
Hands tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Urabey was well out of range. Poor timing from Hands.
Urabey tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Hands paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Hands misses with a wild body shot.
Hands misses with a body shot.
Hands takes a swing at Urabey's ribcage but misses.
Urabey misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Urabey takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Urabey throws a hook but Hands avoids it easily.
Hands swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
No joy there for Urabey, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Urabey swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hands let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
A looping hook to the body misses from Urabey. Hands does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hands is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Urabey rather than just go for the knockout.
Urabey throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Hands's head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Urabey falls off balance throwing a combination
and Hands counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Urabey swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Hands cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Urabey stuffs the takedown attempt from Hands. Hands gets slowly back to his feet.
Urabey throwing a counter right hand but Hands manages to avoid it.
Kenu Urabey is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Urabey tries to clinch
enabling Hands to counter with a crisp jab.
Urabey is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Urabey avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Urabey on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Urabey throws a poor cross that misses
and Hands counters with a stiff right hand.
Urabey lands with a cross.
Urabey takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Urabey is breathing heavily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hands connects with a single shot there.
Urabey misses with a double jab
and Hands counters with a stiff right hand.

Urabey is rocked!
Hands has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Urabey swings widly with a right hand
and Hands counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Hands ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Hands dips to his left and cracks Urabey with an uppercut!
Oh Urabey is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Hands scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Hands's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Hands duly obliges.
Hands drops Urabey with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Urabey! Hands dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pillow Hands!
Pillow Hands looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'You sucked at WWE, now you came to suck on the octagon? Do something useful and kill yourself, Reigns, my bitch'.