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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Paljas Uneksija (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and FannyPack SissyPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). SissyPants is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Scooters. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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232 lbs
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282 lbs
10 - 2 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Paljas Uneksija!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, FannyPack SissyPants!
The judges for this bout are Hirohito Nitta, Yasuomi Hirokawa and Tatsuya Matsuyama.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
SissyPants looks to throw the jab but Uneksija is out of range.
Uneksija punishes SissyPants's body with a nice straight punch.
SissyPants has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Uneksija is landing a low percentage of strikes.
SissyPants defending well as Uneksija loads up on a big left hand.
SissyPants slips under a jab from Uneksija.
SissyPants avoids the body shot from Uneksija.
Nice defenses there by Uneksija.
Good standup being displayed there by SissyPants as he connects with a hook.
SissyPants tries to bum rush Uneksija with a series of wild strikes but Uneksija uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
SissyPants is looking to slow Uneksija down with leg kicks.
SissyPants takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Uneksija connects with a jab.
Uneksija ducks down and throws a hook to the body but SissyPants moves away.
Uneksija looks to score with a jab to the body but SissyPants is just out of range.
Uneksija is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by SissyPants.
SissyPants tries to land a leg kick but Uneksija saw it coming and moves away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
SissyPants throws a hook but Uneksija avoids it easily.
Uneksija throws an off balance right hand
and SissyPants cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Uneksija comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
A combination from Uneksija does no damage.
A jab from Uneksija does it's job there.
SissyPants fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
A punch lands to the side of SissyPants 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Uneksija tries to keep at a distance but SissyPants has taken the fight into the clinch.
SissyPants can't find room to land a body shot as Uneksija controls the action.
Uneksija prevents a body shot from SissyPants.
Uneksija is trying to maintain a safe position but SissyPants gets an underhook and turns Uneksija into the ropes.
SissyPants pushes Uneksija back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
Uneksija is breathing heavily.
SissyPants lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
SissyPants misses with a shot to the kidneys.
SissyPants lands a shot to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
SissyPants misses with a body punch.
SissyPants can't find room to land a body shot as Uneksija controls the action.
SissyPants swings wildly with an uppercut but Uneksija uses good head movement to avoid it.
SissyPants lands a left hand that snaps the head of Uneksija backwards.
SissyPants lands a shoulder strike.
SissyPants throws a knee to the head but misses.
SissyPants lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Uneksija backwards.
SissyPants lands with a right to the head.
A short right from SissyPants.
SissyPants pushes Uneksija back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Uneksija.
Uneksija throws a punch but it's blocked by SissyPants.
A short right from SissyPants on the inside.
Uneksija swings away with an uppercut that misses.
SissyPants blocks an uppercut.
SissyPants lands a hook that snaps the head of Uneksija backwards.
SissyPants drops Uneksija onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Uneksija is propped up by the ropes and works his way back to his feet!
Uneksija is rocked!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
SissyPants lands a right hand that snaps the head of Uneksija backwards.
Oh Uneksija is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
SissyPants creates a bit of distance and unloads a huge uppercut that knocks Uneksija out cold! The ref dives in to break up the two fighters! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). FannyPack SissyPants! FannyPack SissyPants retains his heavyweight title!
FannyPack SissyPants tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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