PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Loves To Spooge (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Matt Greiner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Spooge comes to the cage accompanied by Litte Things - One Direction. Greiner has chosen August Burns Red - Spirit Breaker as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

To Spooge
vs
Greiner

185 cm
31
219 lbs
18 - 15 - 1

193 cm
32
217 lbs
12 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Granite chin

Bare Knuckle Fisticuffs Clothing
KnockOut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Loves To Spooge!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Matt Greiner!
The judges for this bout are Felipe Paraventi, Luis Engracia and Daniel Cesar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Greiner misses with a two punch combination.
Nice body kick from Spooge.

Greiner clinches up with Spooge and pushes him back against the cage.
Spooge connects with a nasty looking knee right to Greiner's face.

It looks like Matt Greiner has been cut.
I was talking to Spooge's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Greiner.
Greiner gets through Spooge's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Spooge is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Greiner looks winded!
Spooge lands with a light punch inside.
Spooge lands with a light punch inside.
Spooge is leaning against Greiner and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Spooge lands a nice shot to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Spooge obliges.
Spooge lands a nice shot to the body.
Spooge lands a left hand that snaps the head of Greiner backwards.
Spooge unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Greiner takes a knee to the side of the body.
A short right from Spooge on the inside.
Spooge working Greiner over with knees to the body.
Spooge with an attempt at a knee that misses.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Spooge creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Spooge tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Greiner avoids it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Greiner avoiding damage as Spooge throws knees to the body.
Spooge scores with a shot to the side of Greiner's head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Spooge.
Spooge pushes Greiner back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Spooge scores with a knee to the head.
Knees in the clinch landing for Spooge.
Spooge trying to land knees to the body.
Spooge tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Greiner avoids it.
Spooge tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Greiner's elbow.
Spooge tries a body shot but Greiner blocks it.
Greiner tries to work over Spooge's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Spooge lands a left hand.
Spooge lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Greiner's coach down at was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Greiner's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Greiner on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A right hook to the body lands for Spooge.
Spooge with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Spooge tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Spooge throws a knee to the head but misses.
Greiner tries to stall but Spooge uses the opportunity to gain a better position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Spooge.
Spooge tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Spooge lands a good knee to the midsection. Greiner won't want to take too many of those.
Still in the clinch, Spooge scores with a nice short uppercut.
Spooge lands a nice shot to the body.
Spooge misses with a knee to the head.
Still in the clinch, Spooge scores with a nice short uppercut.
Spooge goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Spooge using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Spooge lands a nice shot to the body.
Spooge scores with a nice hook to the head.
A knee to the head by Spooge.
Greiner prevents a body shot from Spooge.
Spooge using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Greiner has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Spooge landing knees to the head.
Knees to the body from Spooge.
Spooge misses with a knee strike.
Spooge trying to land knees to the body.
Spooge blocks an elbow strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spooge scores with a shot to the side of Greiner's head.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Spooge obliges.
Spooge lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!

Greiner is rocked!
Spooge tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Spooge with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Spooge tries to throw a body punch but Greiner avoids it by throwing Spooge back against the cage.
Spooge unloads a knee to the mid-section. Greiner lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Spooge misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Greiner.
Greiner lands an elbow inside that Spooge shrugs off.
Greiner tries to land a knee to the head but Spooge blocks with his arms.
Spooge is leaning against Greiner and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A nice right hand lands inside from Spooge.
Spooge throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Greiner blocks it with crossed arms.
Spooge tries a knee to the head but Greiner blocks it.
Spooge tries to work over Greiner's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Spooge tries to throw a body punch but Greiner avoids it by throwing Spooge back against the cage.
Greiner pushes Spooge back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Spooge lands a body shot in the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Greiner is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Greiner tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Spooge avoids it.
Greiner lands a hook that snaps the head of Spooge backwards.
Greiner wants to take the fight to the mat but Spooge manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Spooge misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Greiner.
Greiner misses with an elbow strike.
Greiner lands a body punch in the clinch.
Spooge misses with a knee to the head.
Greiner avoiding damage as Spooge throws knees to the body.
Spooge looking to throw knees to the head but Greiner is blocking nicely.
Spooge lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Spooge throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Greiner blocks it with crossed arms.
Greiner taking a breather.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Greiner changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Spooge fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Spooge misses with a body kick.
Spooge with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Greiner to score with a decent uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Loves To Spooge dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Matt Greiner's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Spooge moves forwards but Greiner connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Greiner takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Spooge moves in looking to clinch but Greiner pushes him off.
Spooge throws a hook but Greiner avoids it easily.
Spooge throws a push kick but Greiner slaps the foot to one side.

Spooge rushes Greiner and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Spooge with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Greiner.
Spooge crunches a lovely knee into Greiner's ribcage.
Greiner takes a knee to the side of the body.
Spooge tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Greiner's elbow.
Greiner looking for a takedown.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Knees to the body from Spooge.
Good body shot from Spooge.
Spooge working Greiner over with knees to the body.
Greiner is breathing heavily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Spooge putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Greiner in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Spooge using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Spooge blocks an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spooge landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Spooge lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Greiner or not.
Spooge lands a body punch in the clinch.
Spooge lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Spooge lands a shot to the body.
A left hand lands to the body for Spooge.
Spooge lands a good knee to the midsection. Greiner won't want to take too many of those.
Spooge working Greiner over with knees to the body.
Spooge with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Spooge lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Spooge throws a knee to the head but misses.
Spooge lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Spooge misses with a knee to the head.
Spooge tries to work over Greiner's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A short body shot lands from Spooge as the two fighters clinch.
Spooge landing knees to the head.

Greiner has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Spooge clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!

Greiner is looking for the choke from the back position but Spooge is controlling his hands well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spooge is trying to get back to his feet but Greiner has full control of the position and if anything, Spooge has just worked his way into a worse spot.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Greiner lands with a big left hand that may well have hurt his opponent. Can Spooge hold on?!
Spooge trying to get back to his feet but Greiner is in full control for now.
Greiner tries to keep control of the position but Spooge is staying busy.
Spooge trying to get back to his feet but Greiner is in full control for now.
Greiner is working the ground and pound. Can Spooge escape?
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spooge wants to get back to his feet.

Greiner has both hooks in and is working for a choke. Spooge is in real trouble here. Greiner gets an arm under the chin and tightens the submission attempt... is this the end? Yes, Spooge is tapping out! Greiner wins by rear naked choke!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:27 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Matt Greiner!
An out of breath Matt Greiner thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.