PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Angry Racist (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ed Landry (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Racist comes to the cage accompanied by Anti-white Racism in America: The Reality. Landry has chosen Ride Wit Me - Nelly as his entrance music. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Racist
vs
Landry

195 cm
20
215 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

185 cm
26
207 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Angry Racist!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ed Landry!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Cecil Peabody and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Racist misses with a hook
and Landry counters with a nice body shot.
Racist throws a leg kick but Landry checks it.
Landry lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Racist seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Racist misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Landry has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Racist is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Landry swats away the attempt to clinch by Racist.
Landry blocks a low kick nicely.
Racist tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.

Landry gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Racist to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Racist working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Racist throws a strike but Landry rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Landry accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Racist wants to sweep here but Landry controlling him for the moment.
Landry trying to control but Racist is working from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Landry is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Racist is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

Racist missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Racist thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Racist seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.

Landry pushes Racist off and gets back to his feet.
Landry connects with an inside leg kick.
Racist swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Racist throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Landry feints a jab promting Racist to slip. Landry then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Racist slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.

It looks like Angry Racist has been cut.
Racist on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Landry looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Landry pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Ed Landry is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Landry throws a hook but Racist blocks it.
Landry throws a right and a left that both miss.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Racist closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Racist is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Racist missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Racist not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Racist is nestled in close to Landry, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Landry is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Racist is controlling the pace.
Landry is trying to stand.
Racist is thwarting Landry's attempts to control the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Racist takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Landry is trying to stand.
Landry keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Racist working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Landry wants to get back to his feet.
Landry is trying to get back to full guard.
Racist lands strikes from half guard.
Racist looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Landry with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Racist is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Landry has hold of Racist's hands but Racist slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Racist prevents Landry from standing back up.
Racist looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Landry with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Racist is nestled in close to Landry, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Racist drops an elbow to the side of Landry's head.
Racist takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Racist is keen to just control but Landry is a slippery customer.
Racist throwing shots but Landry is blocking nicely.
Racist slips a nice elbow through Landry's hands, connecting with Landry's forehead.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Racist lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Racist looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Landry with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Racist throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Landry to regain full guard.
Racist throws a big elbow that misses.
Landry wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Racist stops Landry from standing up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Angry Racist dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Angry Racist's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Landry throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
As Landry tries to get set, Racist tries to push him back and clinch up but Landry manages to avoid the attempt.
Landry misses with an uppercut.
Ed Landry seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Landry misses the jab.
Ed Landry is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Racist is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Landry's half guard.
Landry is controlling Racist's trapped leg to prevent Racist from advancing to side control.
Racist throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Landry trying to control here.
Racist is looking to take a break and control but Landry is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Racist slips a nice elbow through Landry's hands, connecting with Landry's forehead.
Ground and pound from Racist.
Racist thows a huge punch but Landry dodges it nicely.
Racist prevents Landry from improving his position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Racist trying to control from half guard but Landry is working away.
Landry is trying to stand up here but Racist is controlling him well.
Landry trying to control from the bottom.
Angry Racist overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Landry pushes Racist off looking to stand but Racist dives back in and keeps control.
Racist working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Racist content to control rather than advance.
Racist missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Racist winds up and cracks Landry with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Landry is trying to stand.
Racist seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Racist working the head and body with strikes.
Racist missing with the ground and pound from half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Landry manages to create a bit of space in order to work his way back to his feet. Racist keeps hold of his opponent and drives him back against the cage.
Landry blocks the elbow strike.
Landry blocks an elbow strike from Racist.
Landry blocks the elbow strike.
Racist works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Landry avoids the elbow strike from Racist, against the cage.
Racist misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Landry.
Racist lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Landry.
Racist swings away with an uppercut that misses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Racist is leaning against Landry and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Racist keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Landry's efforts to push away.
Nice elbow from Racist.
Racist is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Landry can do to turn this around?

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Racist lands a nice knee to the body.
Racist lands an elbow that stopped Landry in his tracks for a moment.
Racist has Landry pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Landry manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Racist drops down looking for an ankle pick but Landry pulls his leg out and moves away.
Landry stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Landry wants it to stay on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Angry Racist. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Landry throws the kick towards the body but Racist avoids it.
Racist dodges the punch combination from Landry.
Landry throws a leg kick that is checked

and Racist counters with a shoot takedown. Landry fights it but they end up in guard.

Landry pushes Racist off and scrambles back to his feet.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Landry takes a swing at Racist's ribcage but misses.
As Landry tries to get set, Racist tries to push him back and clinch up but Landry manages to avoid the attempt.
Landry with a nice cross.
Racist uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Landry.
Racist dives in and grabs Landry's left leg, looking for a takedown. Landry pushes down on Racist's head and hops out.
Landry throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Racist shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Racist showed some decent athleticism there.
Racist trying to control from half guard but Landry is working away.
Racist landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Landry is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Racist scores with a couple of nice shots.
Racist seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Landry looks like he's trying to stand up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Angry Racist dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Angry Racist's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Racist moves into range and clinches up with Landry.
Racist misses with the head strike.
Landry gets underhooks to prevent Racist's takedown attempt.
With the fighters up against the cage, Racist throws an elbow but misses.
Racist misses with a hook to the ribs.
Landry gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Racist.
Racist working aggressively here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Landry manages to break the clinch.
Landry swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Racist throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Landry circles away from the clinch attempt.
Landry with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Racist looking to land some kicks to the body here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Landry tests Racist's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Landry throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Racist shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Landry defends it nicely.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Angry Racist. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Landry throws a right and a left that Racist avoids nicely.

Racist closes the distance and clinches.
Landry gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Racist.
Racist tries to land knees in the clinch but Landry avoids the damage to the body.
Landry prevents a takedown attempt there.
Racist is working for takedown but Landry is calmly controlling the position for now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Racist drops down looking for an ankle pick but Landry pulls his leg out and moves away.
Landry connects with a leg kick. Racist looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Landry misses with a wild combination.
Landry throws a combination. Racist tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Landry misses with the combination.
Racist motions for Landry to come forward. Racist throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Landry scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Racist thows a left - swing and a miss!
Racist is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Landry misses with a jab, cross combination.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Racist shoots in but Landry avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Racist tries to score with a low kick but Landry moves his leg out of the way.
Landry lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Landry checks a leg kick.
Landry throws out a counter right but Racist avoids it with no problem.
Landry looks for the body kick but Racist saw that one coming.
Landry comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Racist shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Landry as he jumps to the side.
Landry misses with a series of wild punches.
Landry fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Landry!

Racist shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Racist throws a big right hand that misses.
Racist missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Landry utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Ed Landry has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Racist makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Racist looking to sit in guard and control but Landry gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

Landry not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Racist is trying to control the position but Landry postures up.
Landry trying to control but Racist is working from the bottom.
Racist has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Landry showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Angry Racist is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

Landry gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ed Landry comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Racist has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 29:28
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 29:28
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Angry Racist!
After winning the bout, Angry Racist thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.