PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Burt The Hurt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gunter Vogler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Hurt comes to the cage accompanied by Stayin' Alive. Vogler is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Durchblick - Mach Dich Locker. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

The Hurt
vs
Vogler

168 cm
33
145 lbs
25 - 11 - 1

172 cm
32
158 lbs
19 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Bullet Proof System

Urban Fighter
Bullet Proof System

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Burt The Hurt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Gunter Vogler!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Richard Clark and Phil Schofield.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A left lands for Vogler.
The Hurt punishes Vogler's body with a nice straight punch.
We've been told by The Hurt's head coaches at Heavy Metal that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Vogler misses with a left hand
and The Hurt counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Vogler misses with an uppercut. The Hurt saw that one coming.
Vogler pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Vogler smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
The Hurt drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
The Hurt misses with a body kick.
Jab by Vogler.
The Hurt throws a right and a left that both miss.
The Hurt backing away here, and Vogler unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Vogler displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as The Hurt throws out the jab.
It seemed like Vogler was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Vogler uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from The Hurt.
The Hurt pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Vogler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Hurt was well out of range. Poor timing from Vogler.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Hurt lands with a right hand.
Vogler looks to land a body kick but The Hurt moved away.
The Hurt throws a sloppy head kick and Vogler moves out of range easily.
Vogler with a jab.
Vogler blocks a jab.
Burt The Hurt is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The Hurt has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Vogler.
Vogler looks for the body kick but The Hurt saw that one coming.
Vogler lands with a slapping head kick.
Vogler tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but The Hurt paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Vogler.
Vogler throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Hurt gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Vogler jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Vogler wants to clinch.
Gunter Vogler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Hurt throws a big shot that misses.
Vogler thumps The Hurt with a low kick.
The Hurt just misses with a punch to the body.
The Hurt takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Jab, jab by Vogler - just one landing.
A bone on bone clash there as The Hurt blocks the leg kick.
Vogler throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
The Hurt appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vogler cracks The Hurt with an open hand slap.
Vogler lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
The Hurt throws a body punch but Vogler moves out of range.
Vogler throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck The Hurt on the side of the head.
Vogler throws a head kick that misses.
Vogler goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
The Hurt blocks the body kick.
The Hurt lands a head shot.

It looks like Gunter Vogler has been cut.
Vogler scores with a jab.
Vogler misses with a body shot.
The Hurt finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Vogler misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from The Hurt.
The Hurt takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
A head kick by Vogler misses
and The Hurt connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Vogler is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! The Hurt had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Vogler throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck The Hurt on the side of the head.
Vogler misses with a body punch
enabling The Hurt to counter with a crisp jab.
Vogler misses with a few strikes there.
The Hurt takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
The Hurt throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Vogler throws a big counter head kick but The Hurt avoids it with no problem.
Vogler lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Vogler takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Nice jab there from Vogler.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Gunter Vogler dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Gunter Vogler's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

The Hurt staying out of range there.
The Hurt swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Vogler has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
A big right from Vogler misses.
Vogler misses with a body punch
and The Hurt counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Vogler lands with an overhand left.
Vogler moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Vogler throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
The Hurt clobbers Vogler with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Vogler throws a lazy right hand but The Hurt sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Hurt throws a leg kick that misses.
The Hurt ducks right into an uppercut from Vogler.
The Hurt misses with an uppercut
and Vogler counters with a stiff right hand.
Vogler displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as The Hurt throws out the jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Vogler walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
A big right from The Hurt misses.
Vogler pushes The Hurt away with a front kick.

Vogler rushes The Hurt and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Vogler tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Vogler tries a body shot but The Hurt blocks it.
The Hurt lands a nice uppercut.

Vogler works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.

The Hurt looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Vogler pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. The Hurt is keeping the position for now.

The Hurt has his feet on Vogler's thighs here. He's pushed Vogler off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Vogler screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Burt The Hurt!
A very excited looking Burt The Hurt rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.