PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dmitry Kulik (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Samurai Ninja (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Samurai Ninja has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Dmitry Kulik's chin.

Kulik
vs
Ninja

180 cm
25
300 lbs
9 - 5 - 0

192 cm
25
275 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Counter fighter
Experienced

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Dmitry Kulik!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Samurai Ninja !
The judges for this bout are Vladimir Khabensky, Viktor Lagutenko and Konstantin Menshow.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ninja tests Kulik's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Ninja scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Kulik is defended easily by Ninja .
Ninja is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Kulik with a body shot.
Ninja getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Kulik takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Samurai Ninja seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ninja scores with a body shot.
Kulik looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Ninja connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Kulik momentarily.
The fight stays on the outside here - Ninja looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Ninja stuffs the takedown attempt from Kulik. Kulik gets slowly back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ninja goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Samurai Ninja is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Ninja connects with a looping right hand.
Kulik looks for a takedown but Ninja sprawls well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dmitry Kulik. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Kulik looks for a takedown but Ninja sprawls well.

Ninja moves into the clinch.
Ninja lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Ninja lands a right hand that snaps the head of Kulik backwards.
A shot in the inside from Ninja .

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ninja swings wildly with an uppercut but Kulik uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ninja throws a punch but it's blocked by Kulik.
Ninja misses with some punches.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kulik wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Ninja has him pressed against the cage.
Kulik blocks an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Ninja .
Kulik is trying to pull guard but Ninja turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Ninja lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Kulik wants to stall.
Ninja has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Still in the clinch, Ninja scores with a nice short uppercut.
Kulik throws an elbow but it misses.
Ninja misses with a punch on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Ninja fails to land.
Kulik jumps guard but Ninja stands there with Kulik around his waist. Kulik gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Ninja fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Ninja scores with a shoulder strike.
Ninja throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Kuliks head.
Ninja throws a head punch that misses.
Ninja tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Ninja softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Ninja lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Ninja lands with a right to the head.
Ninja throws a punch but it's blocked by Kulik.
Kulik's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Ninja working aggressively here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Ninja .
Kulik is breathing heavily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ninja makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Kulik misses with an elbow over the top.
Ninja gets through Kulik's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Kulik.
Ninja misses with the head strike.
Kulik jumps guard but Ninja stands there with Kulik around his waist. Kulik gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Ninja throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Ninja fails to land.
With the fighters up against the cage, Kulik throws an elbow but misses.
Ninja lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Kulik backwards.
Kulik is trying to pull guard but Ninja turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Ninja .
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Samurai Ninja dominated that round.
That's time! Kulik's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Ninja forces Kulik back against the cage and clinches.
Kulik blocks an uppercut.
Samurai Ninja seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Ninja lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Kulik backwards.
Still in the clinch, Ninja scores with a nice short uppercut.
Ninja scores with a shoulder strike.
Ninja lands a right hand.
Ninja lands a right hand.
Ninja makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.

Kulik is rocked!
A right hand to the body from Ninja .
Ninja working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

Ninja drops Kulik onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Kulik is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Oh Kulik is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ninja is muscling Kulik up against the cage and as Kulik bounces back off, Ninja cracks him with a huge right hand! Kulik crumples to the mat - he's out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Samurai Ninja !
Samurai Ninja is the new super heavyweight champion!
A very excited looking Samurai Ninja rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.