PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Alexander Rewell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Acyrius AssKicken (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). AssKicken has chosen Snap your fingers, Snap your neck. as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Alexander Rewell has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Rewell
vs
AssKicken

198 cm
22
245 lbs
1 - 4 - 0

200 cm
22
270 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Alexander Rewell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Acyrius AssKicken!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, Dean Styles and Russell Pearce.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
AssKicken throws a looping overhand right but Rewell ducks down to avoid it.
We've been informed that AssKicken has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Rewell lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Rewell scores with a nice body kick.
AssKicken connects with a good right hand that stumbles Rewell. Rewell circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Rewell connects with a high kick.
Rewell connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
AssKicken throws a hook but Rewell blocks it.
The crowd cheers as Rewell lands an impressive looking overhand right. AssKicken doesn't seem phased though.
Decent striking displayed by Rewell there.
Rewell smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Rewell throws an uppercut from half a mile away. AssKicken sees it coming and avoids it easily.
AssKicken misses with a few strikes there.
A head kick by Rewell misses
letting AssKicken counter with a right hand.
Rewell looking to land some kicks to the body here.
AssKicken looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Rewell misses with a hook
and AssKicken counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Rewell defending well as AssKicken loads up on a big left hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rewell cracks the inside of AssKicken's front leg.
Rewell throws out a powerful jab.
Rewell thumps AssKicken with a low kick.
The fighters circle momentarily. AssKicken darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Rewell lands a nice leg kick that just misses AssKicken's sensitive parts.
AssKicken swings for the body but Rewell moves out of range.
Rewell lands with a shot to the body.
Rewell missing with a left hand there. AssKicken was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Rewell moves out of range as AssKicken strikes.
Rewell slips under a jab.
Alexander Rewell seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
AssKicken connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Rewell tests AssKicken's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Rewell on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A jab lands there for Rewell.
AssKicken throws a body punch but Rewell moves out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from AssKicken. Rewell does a little dance to reset his feet.
Rewell tests AssKicken's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Rewell thows a body kick. AssKicken tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Rewell works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
A big left from AssKicken misses.
Rewell connects with a nice looking jab.
Rewell avoids the body shot from AssKicken.
Rewell lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
A slow jab from Rewell misses its intended target.
Rewell cracks the inside of AssKicken's front leg.
AssKicken lunges at Rewell with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Rewell's hand.
AssKicken walks into a straight right hand from Rewell.
Rewell is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken cracks Rewell with an open hand slap.
AssKicken blocks a jab.
Rewell throws a jab but it's blocked by AssKicken.
AssKicken swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Rewell misses with a left hand
and AssKicken counters with a straight right hand.
Rewell avoids the body shot from AssKicken.
AssKicken throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Rewell throws a jab when AssKicken was well out of range.
AssKicken with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Rewell to score with a decent uppercut.
AssKicken looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Rewell half committed to a counter leg kick.
AssKicken throws a body shot but no joy.
Rewell went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
The fighters circling - AssKicken throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A little feinted left hand from Rewell on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Rewell misses with a hook.
AssKicken fails to land with a series of punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken takes a swing at Rewell's ribcage but misses.
Rewell blocks a jab.
Rewell throws a big shot that misses.
A slow jab from AssKicken misses its intended target.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A shot to the liver by AssKicken. Beautiful body shot.
AssKicken slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
AssKicken misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Rewell.
AssKicken throws a body shot but no joy.
Nice defenses there by AssKicken.
AssKicken ducks under a wild hook from Rewell.
Nice jab there from AssKicken.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Rewell doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
AssKicken misses with a jab, cross combination.
Rewell thuds a left hand into AssKicken's body.
AssKicken throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Alexander Rewell will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Rewell cracks AssKicken with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Rewell avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Rewell throws a hook but AssKicken avoids it easily.
Rewell connects with a single shot there.
Rewell uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from AssKicken.
Rewell throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
AssKicken throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Rewell throws a quick inside leg kick.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Rewell here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
AssKicken avoids the head kick by Rewell.
AssKicken takes a shot right to the bread basket.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
AssKicken's jab looks to have found its range, popping Rewell under the eye.
Rewell looks to throw the jab but AssKicken is out of range.
AssKicken loads up on a big right hand but Rewell slips the punch.
Rewell dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Rewell lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rewell lands with a kick to the temple. AssKicken shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Rewell throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
AssKicken blocks a head kick by Rewell.
Rewell uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from AssKicken.
AssKicken feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Rewells jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
AssKicken misses with a straight left.
An attempted straight right counter from Rewell misses the target.
AssKicken jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A little feinted left hand from Rewell on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Rewell throws a head kick that misses
and AssKicken counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Rewell swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Rewell displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as AssKicken throws out the jab.
Rewell fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt AssKicken.
AssKicken takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Rewell blocks a jab.
Rewell moves into range and lands a nice body kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rewell misses with a left hand
and AssKicken counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Rewell blocks a jab.
A lazy left from Rewell finds it's target.
AssKicken uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Rewell.
AssKicken now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
AssKicken misses with a series of wild punches.
Rewell has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Rewell buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Rewell lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Rewell throws an overhand right that lands on AssKicken's shoulder, as AssKicken tries to avoid the shot.
Rewell throws a wild body kick that AssKicken sees coming a mile off.
AssKicken appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Good exchange - Rewell coming out on top.
Rewell throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken connects with a right hand. Rewell shakes it off.
AssKicken looks to score with a jab to the body but Rewell is just out of range.
Rewell lands with an overhand left.
Rewell throws a sloppy head kick and AssKicken moves out of range easily.
Rewell fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and AssKicken has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
AssKicken walks into a jab.
Rewell looks to throw the jab but AssKicken is out of range.
Rewell with a hook.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Rewell.
Rewell steps to the side to avoid the strikes from AssKicken.
A little feinted left hand from Rewell on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Rewell lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Rewell wants to slow AssKicken down by chopping away at his legs.
Rewell swings away with a body shot that misses
and AssKicken counters with a straight right hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
AssKicken ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
AssKicken now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Alexander Rewell is winning the standup battle so far.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rewell uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from AssKicken.
AssKicken punishes Rewell's body with a nice straight punch.
Rewell jabbing away but nothing is landing.
AssKicken dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
AssKicken scores with a jab. Rewell acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Rewell looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
AssKicken misses with an uppercut. Rewell saw that one coming.
AssKicken scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
AssKicken's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Rewell ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Rewell turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Rewell uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from AssKicken.
Rewell throws a big counter combination but AssKicken scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Rewell ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Rewell throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent AssKicken stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
AssKicken swings for the body but Rewell moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Alexander Rewell dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

AssKicken tries a low kick but Rewell avoids it.
AssKicken slips a straight right by Rewell.
AssKicken let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Rewell fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Rewell lands a nice shot that snaps AssKicken's head back.
Rewell throws a body kick that misses.
Rewell defending well as AssKicken loads up on a big left hand.
Rewell fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but AssKicken is out of range.
AssKicken lands with an uppercut that bounces Rewell off the cage and back into range.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but AssKicken might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Rewell has got the better of the exchanges.
AssKicken changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
AssKicken throws a big shot that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
AssKicken throws a jab when Rewell was well out of range.
That kick from Rewell tenderised AssKicken's leg. AssKicken is trying to keep his angry face on.
AssKicken takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
A looping hook to the body misses from AssKicken. Rewell does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
AssKicken throws an off balance right hand
enabling Rewell to counter with a crisp jab.
Rewell keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Rewell throws a low kick, looking for AssKicken's leg but AssKicken calmly moves out of range.
Rewell dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on AssKicken. That did some damage!
Rewell throws an ugly left hook that misses
and AssKicken counters with a left to the body.
AssKicken has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Rewell displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Rewell pivots, looking for a leg kick but AssKicken is out of range and Rewell settles back down.
AssKicken waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Rewell.
Rewell moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Rewell swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Rewell swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
AssKicken throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
AssKicken uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Rewell.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rewell misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
AssKicken blocks a jab.
AssKicken feints a counter leg kick.
Rewell misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rewell pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
AssKicken ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
AssKicken now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Good leg kick by Rewell there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
AssKicken's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Rewell connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! AssKicken scrambles back to his feet.
AssKicken blocks a low kick nicely.
AssKicken displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Rewell throws out the jab.
AssKicken throws the left hand but Rewell avoids the punch easily.
Left hook, right uppercut from AssKicken.

It looks like Alexander Rewell has been cut.
AssKicken lands with a good body shot.
Rewell throws the kick towards the body but AssKicken avoids it.
AssKicken cracks a nice hook into Rewell's ribs.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rewell jabbing away but nothing is landing.
AssKicken is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Rewell works AssKicken's body with a nice hook.
AssKicken throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Rewell misses with an uppercut.
The fighters circling - AssKicken throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
AssKicken fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A leg kick checked by Rewell.
Rewell was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
A punch combination from AssKicken misses.
AssKicken swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Rewell tried to counter with a leg kick but AssKicken avoided it.
AssKicken uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Rewell.
AssKicken throws a series of punches but Rewell moves out of range.
A head kick from Rewell lands but AssKicken takes it in his stride.
Rewell throws a body punch but AssKicken moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken throws a poor cross that misses
and Rewell counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Rewell connects with a good right hand that stumbles AssKicken. AssKicken circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
AssKicken just misses with a punch to the body.
AssKicken blocks a head kick by Rewell.
Acyrius AssKicken has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Rewell lands a front kick.
Rewell jabs AssKicken right on the nose. AssKicken blinks but takes it well.
Rewell pushes AssKicken away with a front kick.
AssKicken has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Rewell.
Rewell lands a really nice looking cross but AssKicken seems unphased.
Alexander Rewell is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
AssKicken misses the shot to the body.
Rewell uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from AssKicken.
AssKicken throws a head kick that misses.
Rewell throws the left hand but AssKicken avoids the punch easily.

And that's the end of the fight!
Alexander Rewell showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Rewell has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 30:27
Judge Dean Styles scores the fight 30:27
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Alexander Rewell!