PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lester Jangles (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zlatan Spazstor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Jangles
vs
Spazstor

181 cm
39
194 lbs
36 - 14 - 1

186 cm
44
213 lbs
34 - 15 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Powerful

Spartan Nutrition
Conviction

MayheM sportswear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 36 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lester Jangles!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 34 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Zlatan Spazstor!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Alan Glass and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sloppy strikes from Jangles. Those never looked like landing.
Spazstor staying out of range there.
Spazstor does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Jangles fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Spazstor has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Spazstor slips a jab from Jangles.
Jangles just misses with a punch to the body.
Jangles is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Spazstor.
Spazstor lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Spazstor throws a low kick, looking for Jangles's leg but Jangles calmly moves out of range.
Jangles takes a swing at Spazstor's ribcage but misses.
Spazstor moves forwards but Jangles connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Spazstor fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Jangles is out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spazstor blocks a low kick nicely.
Nice uppercut lands for Spazstor. That snapped Jangles's head back.

It looks like Lester Jangles has been cut.
Jangles just misses with a punch to the body.
Jangles misses with a wild body shot.
Spazstor fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jangles dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spazstor shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Spazstor swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Spazstor checks a leg kick nicely.
Spazstor follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Zlatan Spazstor is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jangles throws a leg kick but Spazstor checks it.
Spazstor thows a leg kick but Jangles checks it
and Jangles counters with a nice low kick that buckles Spazstor's knee momentarily.
Spazstor connects with a right hand. Jangles shakes it off.
A lazy body kick from Jangles
and Spazstor counters with a head kick.
Jangles throws a nice looking combination but Spazstor bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Spazstor.
A nice leg kick lands there from Jangles.
Spazstor throws a leg kick but Jangles sees it coming and moves out of range.
Jangles misses with a left hand
and Spazstor counters with an inside leg kick.
Jangles misses the shot to the body.
Spazstor wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Spazstor dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Jangles. That did some damage!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jangles throws a big shot that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jangles throws the left hand but Spazstor avoids the punch easily.
Spazstor tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jangles lands a front kick.
Jangles connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Jangles keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jangles is looking to counter with a body kick.
Spazstor throws the left hand but Jangles avoids the punch easily.
Jangles ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Spazstor throws a hook to the side of Jangles's head but Jangles sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Jangles cracks Spazstor with an open hand slap.
Spazstor doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Jangles with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Jangles moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Jangles misses with a kick to the body.
Jangles doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Spazstor tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Jangles is able to avoid easily.
Jangles connects with a looping right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Jangles.
Spazstor lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Jangles circles away quickly and effectively.
Jangles throws a quick inside leg kick.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Jangles. Spazstor shrugs it off though.
Jangles getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Jangles moves away from the strike by Spazstor.
Spazstor takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Spazstor tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
A bone on bone clash there as Spazstor blocks the leg kick.
Spazstor takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
The fighters circling - Spazstor throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Spazstor misses with a straight right.
Jangles is looking to counter with a body kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Jangles, right into the meat.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Spazstor comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Jangles with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jangles lands with a shot to the body.
Spazstor just misses with a punch to the body.
Spazstor with a nice cross.
Jangles lunges at Spazstor with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Spazstor's hand.
Jangles swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Spazstor.
Spazstor throws a solid leg kick but Jangles takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Spazstor.
Jangles throws a chopping leg kick but Spazstor manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
A jab from Spazstor does it's job there.
Jangles scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jangles. Spazstor does a little dance to reset his feet.
Spazstor has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Jangles finds it's way round the side to connect with Spazstor's head.
Spazstor steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Jangles. That one must have hurt.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jangles takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Jangles ducks under a wild hook from Spazstor.
Spazstor checks the leg kick nicely there.
Spazstor's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Spazstor's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Jangles connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Spazstor scrambles back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lester Jangles dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Lester Jangles's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Jangles throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Spazstor let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Spazstor's corner calls for a 1-2. Spazstor obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Jangles lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Spazstor has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Spazstor and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Spazstor appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Spazstor looks for the body kick but Jangles saw that one coming.
Spazstor moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A shot to the liver by Spazstor. Beautiful body shot.
Spazstor throws a leg kick that is checked
and Spazstor takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Jangles throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
It looks like Jangles has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Spazstor wants to land a leg kick but Jangles is out of range.
Jangles dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Spazstor throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jangles thows a leg kick but Spazstor checks it
and Jangles takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Spazstor on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Jangles with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Spazstor to score with a decent uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Spazstor fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Jangles has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Jangles throws a body kick, spinning off balance
letting Spazstor counter with a right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spazstor misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jangles.
Jangles looks for the body kick but Spazstor saw that one coming.
Spazstor misses with an uppercut. Jangles saw that one coming.
Jangles jabs Spazstor to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Spazstor moves out of range of the body kick.
Jangles jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Spazstor throws a body shot but no joy.
Spazstor fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jangles manages to avoid it.
Spazstor throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jangles keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Good leg kick by Spazstor there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Spazstor swings away with a leg kick that misses.
A jab from Jangles does it's job there.
Lester Jangles is winning the standup battle so far.
A solid leg kick lands there for Jangles.
Jangles fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice uppercut there from Jangles.
Jangles avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Spazstor throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Jangles here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jangles throws a front kick that sends Spazstor stumbling back into the cage.
Jangles feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Spazstor's calf.
Jangles misses the shot to the body.
Spazstor takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Spazstor catches Jangles with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Good shot there by Jangles.
Spazstor takes a swing at Jangles's ribcage but misses.
Jangles feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Jangles lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Jangles connects with a crisp jab.
A solid body kick from Jangles.
Jangles throws out a loose jab but Spazstor uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jangles lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Jangles pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spazstor walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Jangles checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Jangles throws a half hearted mid kick.
Jangles checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Jangles throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Spazstor stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Spazstor throws a shot to the body.
Jangles scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Jangles scores with a kick to the midsection.
Lester Jangles seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Spazstor is breathing heavily.
Spazstor loads up on a big right hand but Jangles slips the punch.
Spazstor throws a wild body kick that Jangles sees coming a mile off.
Jangles ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Spazstor throws the kick towards the body but Jangles avoids it.
Jangles checks the leg kick nicely there.
Jangles appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Jangles slips a jab from Spazstor.
Spazstor misses with a leg kick
and Jangles connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Jangles lands a head shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Spazstor on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Jangles looks to score with a jab to the body but Spazstor is just out of range.
Spazstor throws a big shot that misses.
Jangles connects with a right hand. Spazstor shakes it off.
Jangles is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.

Spazstor is rocked!
Jangles thuds his right hand into Spazstor's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Spazstor is still on wobbly legs! Can Jangles finish him?
Spazstor glances at the clock... BAM! Jangles nails him with a big right hand! A momentary lapse in concentration sends Spazstor crashing to the mat! The referee steps in and this one is over! Damn, Spazstor is out of it, he thinks the ref is his opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:33 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Lester Jangles!
Lester Jangles was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.