PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Duane Perry (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bruno Aires (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Bruno Aires was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Perry
vs
Aires

191 cm
27
198 lbs
19 - 4 - 0

188 cm
27
205 lbs
20 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Duane Perry!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 10 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bruno Aires!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Paul Tew and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Aires thows a left - swing and a miss!
It looked like Perry wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Perry cracks Aires with a right hand to the side of the head.
An inside leg kick lands from Perry.
Aires misses with a takedown attempt - Perry sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Perry looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Aires walks into a jab.
Aires keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Perry throws a jab when Aires was well out of range.
Aires slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Perry throws a leg kick but Aires sees it coming and moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Perry lands a right hook to the body.
Perry throws a head kick that misses.
Aires swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A low kick from Perry is predictable there
and Aires counters with a stiff right hand.
Perry walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Perry fails in his attempt to clinch.
Perry uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Aires.
Aires lands with a nice body punch.
Perry tries to work over Aires's front leg with a kick but Aires checks it.
Duane Perry is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Nice jab there from Perry.
Aires avoids a punch combination nicely.
Aires throws a leg kick but Perry checks it.
Aires swings for the body but Perry moves out of range.
Perry comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Perry fails in his attempt to clinch.
Aires thinks about the counter body kick.
Perry checks a leg kick.
As Aires backs away, Perry returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Perry misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Aires defending well as Perry loads up on a big left hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Perry walks into a jab.
Perry avoids the body shot from Aires.
Aires throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
A good leg kick by Perry.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Aires lands with a right hand.
Aires takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Perry scores with a body shot.
Aires motions for Perry to come forward. Aires throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.

Perry moves into the clinch successfully.
Aires scores with a hook to the body.
Aires throws a punch but it's blocked by Perry.

Aires breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Aires throws a body shot but no joy.
Perry fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Perry lands a nice looking kick to the body. Aires takes a step back to recover.
Aires thuds a left hand into Perry's body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Aires lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Perry connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Perry throws an off balance right hand
and Aires counters with a three punch combo that has Perry backing up. Perry nods at Aires to acknowledge the strikes.
Aires bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Perry's head backwards.
Aires is looking to slow Perry down with leg kicks.
Perry scores with a jab. Aires acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Perry misses the body punch
and Perry takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Aires takes one to the side of the head.
Aires swings widly with a right hand
and Perry makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A head kick by Perry misses
letting Aires counter with a right hand.

Perry gets in close and instigates a clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Aires.
Perry stalling in the clinch but Aires improves position.

Aires breaks the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Perry throws a jab but it's blocked by Aires.
Aires slips under a jab.
A solid leg kick lands there for Perry.
Perry gets cracked there but stands up to it.
A chopping leg kick lands by Perry.
Aires misses with an attempted mid kick.
A jab from Aires finds it's way through Perry's defenses.
Perry goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Perry thuds his shin into the meat of Aires's side.
Nice takedown defense from Perry. No joy for Aires on that attempt.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Perry connects with a leg kick. Aires looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Perry is looking to clinch.
Perry walks into a left hand.
Good work by Perry as he checks the leg kick.
Perry appears to be looking for a big counter.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Duane Perry will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Aires looks to land a left hand but Perry moved out of range nicely.
Perry tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Aires manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Perry misses with a low kick.
Perry lands with an overhand left.
Aires just misses with a punch to the body.
Duane Perry seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Perry looks to land a body kick but Aires moved away.
Perry rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Aires counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Aires throws a hook but Perry avoids it easily.
Perry was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Perry throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Aires counters with a nice uppercut.
Perry lands a nice leg kick that just misses Aires's sensitive parts.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Perry smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Aires moves out of range as Perry strikes.
Perry connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Aires shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Perry sprawls well. Perry wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Aires gets slowly back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Aires lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Perry has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Perry and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
An attempted straight right counter from Perry misses the target.
Aires cracks a nice hook into Perry's ribs.
Aires fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Perry tries to close the distance and clinch but Aires swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Aires throws a body punch but Perry moves out of range.

Perry moves into the clinch.
Perry misses with a punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Aires.
Perry throws a head punch that misses.
Perry prevents a body shot from Aires.
Aires's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Aires is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Aires misses with the head strike.
Aires tries to circle away but Perry has him pinned against the cage.
Aires throws a punch but it's blocked by Perry.
Aires struggles to land a body shot inside as Perry controls his hands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Aires breaks the clinch.
Aires swings for the body but Perry moves out of range.
Perry wants to clinch
and Perry takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Aires slips under a jab.
Perry misses with a straight right.
Aires getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Aires misses with a body shot.
Perry is looking to clinch but Aires is avoiding it.
Aires lands a nice looking body shot.
Aires looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Perry looks to land a body kick but Aires moved away.
Aires thows a left - swing and a miss!
Perry seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.

Perry moves into the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Perry is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Aires misses with a body punch.
Perry digs a right hand underneath Aires's ribcage. Aires let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Perry fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Aires tries to break free but Perry pushes him back against the cage.
Aires has a couple of punches blocked by Perry.
Perry scores with a nice hook to the head.
Perry lands with a light punch inside.
Perry has Aires pushed against the cage.

Aires breaks the clinch.
Perry dips to his left and cracks Aires with an uppercut!
Perry misses with a lunging right hand
and Aires makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
A big left from Aires misses.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Bruno Aires seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Aires fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Perry is out of range.
Perry moves out of range of the leg kick from Aires.
Aires punishes Perry's body with a nice straight punch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Aires ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Aires takes one on the button.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Perry takes one to the chin there.
Aires misses with a wild body shot.
Aires misses with a body shot.
Perry catches Aires with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Perry listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Aires attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Perry with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Aires to score with a decent uppercut.
Aires throws a body punch but Perry moves out of range.
Aires takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Aires moves out of range as Perry strikes.
Perry just misses with a punch to the body.
Perry moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromAires.
Perry misses with a low kick.
It seemed like Aires was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Bruno Aires will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Perry's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Perry looks to land a right hand but Aires moved out of range.
The fighters circle momentarily. Aires darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Perry slips under a jab from Aires.
Perry buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Aires throws a lazy uppercut
and Aires takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Perry lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Aires turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Aires.
Perry with a nice cross.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A slow jab from Aires misses its intended target.
Donk. Aires catches Perry right on the button with a cross.
Perry misses with a looping left.
Aires changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Aires keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Perry takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Perry takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Perry throws a low kick, looking for Aires's leg but Aires calmly moves out of range.
Perry throws a nice outside leg kick.

Perry clinches up with Aires and pushes him back against the cage.
Aires misses with a short punch on the inside.
Aires throws a punch but it's blocked by Perry.
Perry lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Aires can't break the clinch.
Aires blocking some punches.
Aires misses with a hook from the clinch.
Perry takes a shot to the head.
Perry stalling in the clinch but Aires improves position.
Perry's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Perry just leaning against Aires, taking a breather.
A short left from Perry.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Aires tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Aires lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Perry backwards.
Perry trying to stall but Aires improves his position.
Perry working aggressively here.
Perry lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Aires swings wildly with an uppercut but Perry uses good head movement to avoid it.
Perry goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

Aires breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Perry is looking to clinch but Aires is avoiding it.
Perry lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Perry connects with a crisp jab.
Perry misses with a hook to the body
and Aires counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Aires throws a chopping leg kick but Perry manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Jab by Perry.
Perry moves into range and connects with a jab.
Aires checks a low kick from Perry.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Aires has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.

Aires is rocked!
Aires misses with a jab to the body
and Perry counters with a low kick, right behind Aires 's knee.
Aires checks a leg kick nicely.
Aires throws out a counter right but Perry avoids it with no problem.
Aires throws a shot from downtown. Perry moves away and avoids it.
Aires misses with a body shot
and Perry counters with a good, hard body kick but Aires shrugs it off.
Aires misses with a body punch
and Perry counters with an outside leg kick.

Perry closes the distance and clinches.
Aires lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Perry pushes Aires back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Perry lands with a right to the head.
Aires blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Duane Perry has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Perry pushes Aires back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Aires goes for a takedown in the clinch but Perry prevents it.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Perry.
Aires takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Aires struggles to land a body shot inside as Perry controls his hands.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Aires can't break the clinch.
Perry throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Airess head.
Aires blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Perry working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Perry throws a punch but it's blocked by Aires.
Perry tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Aires creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Aires swings wildly with an uppercut but Perry uses good head movement to avoid it.
Perry makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Perry lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Aires misses with a hook from the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Perry.
Aires takes a shot to the head.
A hook to the body from Perry.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A short right from Perry.
Perry lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Aires is still on wobbly legs! Can Perry finish him?
Aires has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Aires misses with a short punch on the inside.
Perry lands a hook to the side of the head.
Aires misses with some punches.
Perry digs a right hand underneath Aires's ribcage. Aires let out a lung full of air as it connected.

And that's the end of the fight!
Duane Perry showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Perry has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 29:28
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 29:29
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Duane Perry!
Duane Perry took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'ROTFLMAO did you really think you could beat me? LOL hAhahahahah. STFU noob.'.