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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Canis Majoris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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165 lbs
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170 lbs
8 - 5 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Canis Majoris!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Colin Fotheringham and James Atkins.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A punch combination from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop darts in and clinches Majoris up against the cage.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands a shot to the body.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a punch to the body.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Majoris swings wildly with an uppercut but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop uses good head movement to avoid it.
Majoris is looking to break free of the clinch but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop has double underhooks.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with some punches.
Majoris content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Majoris blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Majoris is stalling here.
Majoris will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop up against the cage.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands a right hand that snaps the head of Majoris backwards.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Majoris swings wildly with an uppercut but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop uses good head movement to avoid it.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop is working Majoris over against the cage.
Still in the clinch, Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop scores with a nice short uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tries a body shot but Majoris blocks it.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
A short right from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop on the inside.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands with a right to the head.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Majoris's elbow.
Majoris misses with some punches.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Majoris seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop can turn it around.
Majoris blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Majoris blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Majoris misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Majoris definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
A short left from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with some punches.
Majoris prevents a body shot from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Majoris misses with a punch on the inside.
A hook to the body from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
A short body shot lands from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop as the two fighters clinch.
Majoris is breathing heavily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop pushes Majoris back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tries a body shot but Majoris blocks it.
A head punch on the inside from Majoris fails to land.
Majoris misses with some punches.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Majoris breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
An inside leg kick lands from Majoris.
Majoris turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop swings for the body but Majoris moves out of range.
Majoris lands with a kick to the temple. Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Majoris doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Majoris throws a sloppy head kick and Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop moves out of range easily.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Majoris with a body shot.
Majoris has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses the jab.
Majoris fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop is out of range.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands a big uppercut and Majoris crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Majoris looks OK. Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop waves Majoris back to his feet!
Majoris is rocked!
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop looks to land a right hand but Majoris moved out of range.
An attempted straight right counter from Majoris misses the target.
Oh Majoris is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop looks to throw the jab but Majoris is out of range.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a wild body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nice body kick there by Majoris.
Majoris seems to have got his legs back now.
Majoris misses with a low kick as Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop jumps back.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Majoris. That did some damage!
Majoris misses with an uppercut
and Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop counters with a nice uppercut.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Majoris.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Majoris throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Majoris moves out of range as Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop strikes.
Majoris appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a lazy right hand but Majoris sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop looks to land a left hand but Majoris moved out of range nicely.
Nice shot by Majoris.
Nice defenses there by Majoris.
A jab lands there for Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands with a thumping leg kick.
Majoris walks straight into a right hand from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop - that's dropped him! Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Majoris from any more punishment! Majoris complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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