PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between No For Gay Jesus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tantalus Flay (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jesus comes to the cage accompanied by Havana. Flay has chosen Outerspace- Revolution as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

For Gay Jesus
vs
Flay

183 cm
29
171 lbs
13 - 5 - 0

185 cm
43
183 lbs
30 - 10 - 2

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Bullet Proof System
Hellbent

Hellbent
Spartan Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, No For Gay Jesus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 10 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tantalus Flay!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jesus throws a body punch but Flay moves out of range.
Flay closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Flay tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jesus was well out of range. Poor timing from Flay.
Flay walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Jesus checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Jesus fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Good work by Flay as he checks the leg kick.
Flay appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Jesus scores with a jab to the body.
A nice inside leg kick there by Jesus. That's going to slow Flay down.
Jesus ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Flay keeps the fight on the outside.
Jesus is looking to clinch but Flay is avoiding it.
Flay throws a shot from downtown. Jesus moves away and avoids it.
Some bone on bone action there as Jesus checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
A slow jab from Flay misses its intended target.
Flay lunges at Jesus with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Jesus's hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jesus misses with a wild body shot.
Jesus tries to clinch up but Flay circles away and keeps his distance.
Flay looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
A slow jab from Flay misses its intended target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Flay cracks Jesus with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Jesus checks a leg kick nicely.
Flay throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
letting Jesus counter with a right hand.
Flay needs to keep his hands up - Jesus had a free shot at his head there.
Flay takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.

Flay closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Jesus can't do much from the bottom here.
Flay misses with the ground and pound.
Jesus is looking for a sweep.
Flay throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jesus tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Flay cracks Jesus with a big elbow.
Flay working the ground and pound from side control.
Flay postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Flay has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Flay trying to control the action but Jesus is working from the bottom.
The strikes coming from Flay are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Jesus struggling a bit here.
Jesus is trying to improve his position.
Flay working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Flay sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Jesus is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
The ground and pound from Flay seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Flay working away.
Jesus is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
You can see the frustration on Jesus's face as Flay controls the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Both fighters take a look at the clock.
Flay working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Flay creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Jesus sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Flay wants to control but Jesus is keeping him busy.
Jesus can't do much from the bottom here.
Jesus takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Flay lands a few punches from side control.
Jesus definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Jesus manages to get back to half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Flay missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Jesus is trying to control but can't.
Jesus has his hands clasped together around Flay's back. He's all about the action.
Jesus trying to hold on to Flay's head to control him but Flay postures up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Flay thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Flay prevents Jesus from improving his position.
Flay landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Flay scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Flay is controlling the pace.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tantalus Flay dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Jesus is looking to clinch.
Jesus lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Jesus moves out of range of the strikes.
That kick from Jesus tenderised Flay's leg. Flay is trying to keep his angry face on.
Jesus feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Flay's calf.
Jesus throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Flay sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A decent looking cross lands there for Jesus.
A lazy left from Flay finds it's target.
Jesus throws a body shot but no joy.
Jesus misses with a looping left.
Flay tests Jesus's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Jesus throws a leg kick but Flay sees it coming and moves out of range.
Flay takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Flay uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jesus.

Jesus closes the distance and pushes Flay back into the cage.

Flay ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Flay no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Flay tries to land a sweep but no joy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jesus controlling from the top position.
Jesus stopping the sweep attempt from Flay.
Jesus sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Jesus stopping the sweep attempt from Flay.
Jesus showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Jesus tries to free his leg and advance position but Flay is retaining full guard.
Flay being controlled here, momentarily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Flay wants to sweep here but Jesus controlling him for the moment.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Flay pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Nice uppercut lands for Flay. That snapped Jesus's head back.
A looping hook to the body misses from Flay. Jesus does a little dance to reset his feet.
Flay throws a series of punches but Jesus avoids them all with ease.
Flay chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Jesus can pounce on him.
A decent looking cross lands there for Jesus.
A jab lands there for Jesus.
Jesus throws a quick inside leg kick.
Jesus throws a head kick that misses.
Jesus misses with a body shot.
Jesus scores with a kick to the body.
Jesus misses with a kick to the body.
Flay slips a jab from Jesus.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jesus misses with a straight left.
No For Gay Jesus is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Flay looks to land a right hand but Jesus moved out of range.
Flay throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Jesus.
Jesus tried to counter with a leg kick but Flay avoided it.
Flay rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Jesus counters with a right hand to the body.
Flay misses with a body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jesus. Flay does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jesus backing away here, and Flay unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Jesus throws a nice inside leg kick.
Flay tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Jesus defends well and Flay ends up having to push Jesus into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
A big right from Jesus misses.
Flay's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Jesus connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Flay scrambles back to his feet.
Flay on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Jesus lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.

Flay feints and as Jesus raises his hands in defense, Flay changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Flay is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Jesus is controlling Flay's posture.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Flay throws a big right hand that misses.
Flay wants to control from the top but Jesus keeps moving.
Jesus is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Flay is looking to work some ground and pound but Jesus has wrist control.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Jesus tries to clinch up.
Flay throws the left hand but Jesus avoids the punch easily.
Jesus punishes Flay's body with a nice straight punch.
Jesus moves in looking to clinch but Flay pushes him off.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

No For Gay Jesus dominated that second round.
That's time! Jesus's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

The fight stays on the outside here - Jesus looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Flay ducks under a wild hook from Jesus.
Flay closes the distance and clinches up with Jesus, looking for a takedown. Flay pushes Jesus against the cage but Jesus circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
A chopping leg kick lands by Jesus.
Jesus takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Flay throws a lazy right hand but Jesus sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Flay on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Jesus avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Jesus tries to counter by clinching up but Flay breaks away and moves out of range.
Flay takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Jesus fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Flay.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jesus throws a low kick but Flay avoids it.
Flay throws a counter combo.
Flay shoots in but Jesus avoids the takedown attempt easily.
A little feinted left hand from Jesus on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Jesus tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Flay manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Jesus pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Flay.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jesus slips a jab from Flay.
Flay sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Flay connects with the punch.
No For Gay Jesus is winning the standup battle so far.
A jab from Jesus does it's job there.
Flay listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Flay shoots in but no luck this time.
No For Gay Jesus has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tantalus Flay.
Jesus wants to clinch up but Flay keeps it at a distance.
Despite the aggression on Flay's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Jesus connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Flay takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Flay on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Jesus cracks the inside of Flay's front leg.
Flay on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Jesus. Jesus obviously looking to wear him down.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jesus throws a hook to the side of Flay's head but Flay sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Flay pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Flay tries a low kick but Jesus avoids it.
Flay's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jesus throws a jab when Flay was well out of range.
Flay takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Jesus staying out of range there.
Jesus looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Jesus throws a wild body kick that Flay sees coming a mile off.
Jesus takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
A slapping leg kick lands for Jesus.
Jesus throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Jesus feints and then cracks Flay's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Flay down.
Flay misses with a takedown attempt
letting Jesus counter with a right hand.
Flay takes one to the chin there.
Flay lands with a straight right. Jesus didn't see that one coming.
Flay connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Jesus momentarily.
A big left from Flay misses.
Flay throws an overhand right that lands on Jesus's shoulder, as Jesus tries to avoid the shot.
Flay throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jesus tries to clinch up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jab by Jesus.
Jesus lands with a slapping head kick.

Flay is rocked!
Flay takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Flay is still on wobbly legs! Can Jesus finish him?
Flay takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Jesus flashes Flay a smile before throwing a beast of a right hand, straight down the pipe. Flay's eyes follow the hand right onto his nose, taking in it's full glory... and then darkness. Flay crumples to the floor! He's out cold! Jesus punches the air and yells at the top of his lungs - yeeeeeeeeeeah!!!! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:16 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). No For Gay Jesus!
A relieved looking No For Gay Jesus thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.