PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chris Weidman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Snake Dickskin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Weidman
vs
Dickskin

190 cm
25
270 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

197 cm
25
260 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Big right hand

Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Chris Weidman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Snake Dickskin!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Winston Alpacca and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Weidman keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

It looks like Snake Dickskin has been cut.
Weidman slips a jab from Dickskin.
Dickskin tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Weidman was well out of range. Poor timing from Dickskin.
Weidman lands with a right hand.
Dickskin has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Weidman misses with a right hand
enabling Dickskin to counter with a crisp jab.
Dickskin lands a slapping body shot.
Weidman moves away from the strike by Dickskin.
Dickskin throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Weidman.

Dickskin moves into the clinch.
Weidman tries a body shot but Dickskin blocks it.
Dickskin fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dickskin.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dickskin.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Weidman lands a nice uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Dickskin fails to land.
Dickskin can't find room to land a body shot as Weidman controls the action.
Weidman fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Weidman working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Weidman lands a hook that snaps the head of Dickskin backwards.
A head punch on the inside from Weidman fails to land.
Dickskin throws a head punch that misses.
Weidman tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dickskin swings wildly with an uppercut but Weidman uses good head movement to avoid it.
Weidman blocks an uppercut.
Weidman can't find room to land a body shot as Dickskin controls the action.
Dickskin misses with a punch to the body.
Weidman blocks a body shot from Dickskin.
Weidman misses with a punch on the inside.
Dickskin prevents a body shot from Weidman.
Weidman fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Weidman tries a body shot but Dickskin blocks it.
Dickskin makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dickskin.
Weidman doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A short right from Dickskin on the inside.
Dickskin cracks Weidman with a nice body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Weidman.
Dickskin lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Dickskin tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Weidman misses with a hook from the clinch.
Weidman tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dickskin lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Dickskin tries to work over Weidman's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dickskin misses with a punch on the inside.
A nice right hand lands inside from Dickskin.
Dickskin lands a nice uppercut.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Dickskin lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Weidman backwards.
Weidman is breathing heavily.
Dickskin throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Weidmans head.
Dickskin lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Dickskin lands a hook that snaps the head of Weidman backwards.
Dickskin scores with a shoulder strike.

Weidman is rocked!
Dickskin tries to work over Weidman's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dickskin can't find room to land a body shot as Weidman controls the action.
The fighters are playing wrist control here with Weidman pressed against the cage. Dickskin frees himself up and cracks Weidman with an uppercut straight from the bowels of hell! Weidman crumples to the floor, out cold! Dickskin jumps on to the cage and takes in the roar of the crowd! That was nasty!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Snake Dickskin!