PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between FannyPack SissyPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tony O Rangers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). SissyPants's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Scooters. O Rangers has chosen Hold on to you as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

SissyPants
vs
O Rangers

194 cm
23
282 lbs
11 - 2 - 0

195 cm
24
264 lbs
10 - 4 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Shinobi

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, FannyPack SissyPants!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Tony O Rangers!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Yukihiro Yamamoto and Hirohito Nitta.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from O Rangers.
O Rangers missing with a left hand there. SissyPants was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
O Rangers scores with a jab to the jaw.
O Rangers pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
O Rangers lands a right hook to the body.
O Rangers dives in and grabs SissyPants's left leg, looking for a takedown. SissyPants pushes down on O Rangers's head and hops out.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
O Rangers misses with a combination
and SissyPants counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
O Rangers throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
SissyPants takes a shot right to the bread basket.
SissyPants misses with a right hand

and O Rangers counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for SissyPants!
SissyPants is trying to get back to his feet.

O Rangers is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, SissyPants has escaped the position, nice work there.

O Rangers thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
SissyPants has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
O Rangers has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for SissyPants!
SissyPants keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
O Rangers trying to control but he's not successful this time.
O Rangers seems to be looking to move to his opponent's back but SissyPants is holding on tight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
SissyPants controls the position.
SissyPants is wriggling around trying to escape.

O Rangers has hold of an arm here, looking to extend it. He's committed to the armbar attempt here! Will he get it?! Yes! SissyPants is forced to tap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Tony O Rangers!
Tony O Rangers is the new heavyweight champion!
Tony O Rangers decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
FannyPack SissyPants spoke after the fight, saying 'Now I go ride my scooter. That was no fun. And my scooter makes me smile again. Because my scooter is fun.'.