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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mike Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dumb Dumb (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dumb Dumb has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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Good wrestling
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Mike Jones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Dumb Dumb!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Yves DeLean and Gregory Folan.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Dumb defends it nicely.
Dumb drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Dumb with a nice head shot there.
Dumb passes Jones's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Jones is trying to get back to full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jones trying to control here.
Dumb is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Jones trying to control from the bottom.
Dumb thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Dumb connects with a nice short shot to Jones's temple.
Jones wants to control but Dumb is keeping busy.
Dumb sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Jones defending well though.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Jones is looking to improve his position.
Dumb working over Jones with some ground and pound. Jones looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dumb thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Jones's head.
Dumb looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Dumb is thwarting Jones's attempts to control the position.
Dumb not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Dumb thows a huge punch but Jones dodges it nicely.
Jones trying to control here but he's found himself mounted! Oh no!
Dumb throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
The referee warns Jones that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Dumb should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Dumb landing strikes from the mount.
Dumb with shots to the head and body - Jones looks very uncomfortable down there.
Dumb raining down shots from the mount!
Jones blocking the ground and pound.
Dumb fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Dumb landing strikes, looking to finish!
Jones manages to regain half guard. Good work.
Dumb missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Dumb throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dumb missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Dumb not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Jones keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Dumb has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Jones is trying to get back to full guard.
Dumb sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Jones defending well though.
Jones gets full guard.
Dumb chips away with some ground and pound.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dumb throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Jones works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Dumb working his ground and pound in the gym.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Dumb accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Jones is trying to keep Dumb in close.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dumb Dumb dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Jones misses with a takedown
and Dumb moves into the clinch.
Jones is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Dumb pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Dumb.
Dumb scores with a hook to the body.
Dumb effectively controlling the action here.
Dumb has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but Jones regains guard immediately.
Dumb makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Dumb has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dumb is working Jones over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Dumb throws a strike but Jones rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Jones stopping the sweep attempt from Dumb.
Dumb Dumb has got the better of the ground game so far.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dumb trying to control the position.
Dumb is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Jones controls from within his opponent's guard.
Dumb looking for a sweep. Not yet Dumb, not yet.
Jones missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Jones landing some decent shots from guard.
Dumb looking for a sweep. Not yet Dumb, not yet.
Dumb has momentary wrist control but Jones slips an elbow through the middle.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Dumb has eaten all the pies!
Dumb is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Dumb lands with a punch from half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones gets full guard.
Jones is looking for a triangle but Dumb pushes his legs off easily.
Dumb keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Jones's head.
Dumb throws a big right hand that misses.
Dumb looking to pass the guard.
Dumb throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Jones works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Dumb postures up in Jones's guard and throws a big left but Jones blocks it.
Dumb cracks Jones with a solid left hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Dumb.
Dumb lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Dumb content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Jones knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Dumb on the ground.
Dumb throws a big elbow that misses.
Dumb throws a strike but Jones rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Dumb trying to keep a closed guard but Jones is proving a slippery customer.
Jones cracks Dumb with a solid left hand.
Dumb bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Jones's guard.
Dumb missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Dumb postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dumb throwing strikes but missing.
Dumb distracts Jones with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Dumb working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Dumb postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Dumb throws a big right hand that misses.
Dumb landing with the ground and pound.
Dumb trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Dumb in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Dumb wants to pass the guard but Jones is keeping the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dumb Dumb showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
Jones fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Dumb shoots in looking for a takedown. Jones tries to sprawl out of it but Dumb keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Jones manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Jones tries to score a power double leg takedown but Dumb sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Jones somewhat.
Jones doesn't succeed with the takedown
so Dumb counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mike Jones. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Dumb missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dumb throwing strikes from guard but Jones blocks nicely.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Dumb landing with the ground and pound.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dumb scoring with punches to the head and body.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Dumb accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Dumb with a nice head shot there.
Dumb loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Dumb working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Dumb working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Dumb stands and throws Jones's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Dumb scoring with punches from side control.
Mike Jones has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Dumb Dumb is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones is looking to reverse the position.
Dumb trying to control the action but Jones is working from the bottom.
Dumb in side control, just content to control the action for now.
Jones is trying to improve his position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Dumb trying to control the position but Jones is working away.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Jones fails with the takedown
and Dumb counters with a single leg into guard. Jones didn't expect that.
Dumb is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Jones wants to sweep here but Dumb controlling him for the moment.
Dumb seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dumb preventing the sweep.
Dumb engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Jones looking for a sweep. Not yet Jones, not yet.
And that's the end of the fight!
Dumb Dumb comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Dumb has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 27:30
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 27:30
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dumb Dumb!
The defeated Mike Jones had this to say: 'My manager chose to have me train strength instead of speed, what an idiot. Good fight, nothing but respect for
my opponent and his manager. Hope I popped something good.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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