PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Buzz Lightyear (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mir Cat (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lightyear's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, You got a Friend in Me. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Lightyear
vs
Cat

205 cm
18
265 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

200 cm
18
290 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

Excellent MT
Granite chin

Great elbows
Granite chin

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Oblivion Inc.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Buzz Lightyear!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Mir Cat!
The judges for this bout are Sandra Marshall, Dirk Anderson and Winston Alpacca.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lightyear cracks Cat with a right hand to the side of the head.
Lightyear just misses with a punch to the body.
Lightyear lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Cat moves in looking to clinch but Lightyear pushes him off.

Lightyear gets tackled into the cage by Cat. Cat maintains the clinch.
Cat misses with an elbow strike.
Lightyear avoids a wild elbow strike from Cat.
Lightyear dodges an elbow strike from Cat.
Cat lands a damaging elbow.

It looks like Buzz Lightyear has been cut.
Lightyear avoids a wild elbow strike from Cat.
Lightyear blocks an elbow strike.
Cat lands a damaging elbow.
Lightyear dodges an elbow strike from Cat.
Cat misses with an elbow over the top.
Lightyear blocks the elbow strike.
Lightyear takes an elbow to the temple.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lightyear is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Cat is keeping busy.
Lightyear throws a head punch that misses.
Cat throws an elbow that misses.
Lightyear takes an elbow to the temple.
Lightyear tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Lightyear swings wildly with an uppercut but Cat uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cat comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cat.
Lightyear misses with a hook from the clinch.
With the fighters up against the cage, Cat throws an elbow but misses.
Cat gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Cat creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Lightyear's defenses.
Cat lands an elbow inside.
Lightyear misses with a punch to the body.
Lightyear can't find room to land a body shot as Cat controls the action.
Cat lands an elbow inside.

Buzz Lightyear's cut is getting worse.
Lightyear blocks the elbow strike.
Lightyear tries to throw a body punch but Cat avoids it by throwing Lightyear back against the cage.
Cat throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cat.
Lightyear scores with a hook to the body.
Cat lands an elbow that stopped Lightyear in his tracks for a moment.
Lightyear doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Cat blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cat misses with an elbow strike.
Cat misses with an elbow over the top.
Lightyear looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cat throws an elbow that misses.
Lightyear tries to work over Cat's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lightyear misses with a hook to the ribs.
Cat prevents a body shot from Lightyear.
Cat creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Cat just misses with a elbow thrown towards Lightyear's brow.
Cat pushes off an throws an elbow but Lightyear leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Lightyear misses with some punches.
Cat comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Cat misses with an elbow strike.
A shot in the inside from Lightyear.
Lightyear is leaning against Cat and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Cat gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Cat blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Lightyear swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cat throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Cat lands an elbow inside.

Buzz Lightyear's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cat misses with an elbow over the top.
Lightyear fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cat creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Cat misses with an elbow over the top.
Cat creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mir Cat dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Buzz Lightyear's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Lightyear swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Lightyear, as that shot connected.

Lightyear tries to keep at a distance but Cat has taken the fight into the clinch.
Cat throws an elbow but it misses.
Lightyear is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Lightyear lands a body shot.
Lightyear blocks an elbow strike.
Cat throws an elbow that misses.
Cat prevents a body shot from Lightyear.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Cat just misses with a elbow thrown towards Lightyear's brow.
Lightyear cracks Cat with a nice body shot.
Lightyear lands a shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
With the fighters up against the cage, Cat throws an elbow but misses.
Lightyear tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Cat's elbow.
Cat pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Lightyear avoids a wild elbow strike from Cat.
Lightyear misses with a hook from the clinch.
Lightyear working aggressively here.
Lightyear dodges an elbow strike from Cat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cat blocks a body shot from Lightyear.
Lightyear misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cat throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Lightyear blocks an elbow strike from Cat.
Cat pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Lightyear blocks an elbow strike.
Cat misses with an elbow strike.
Lightyear tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Lightyear digs a right hand underneath Cat's ribcage. Cat let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Cat.
Lightyear blocks the elbow strike.
Cat misses with an elbow strike.
Cat comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Lightyear working aggressively here.
Lightyear dodges an elbow strike from Cat.
Lightyear struggles to land a body shot inside as Cat controls his hands.
Cat throws an elbow but it misses.
Cat pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Cat lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Cat just misses with a elbow thrown towards Lightyear's brow.
Cat creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Lightyear's defenses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lightyear dodges an elbow strike from Cat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lightyear has a couple of punches blocked by Cat.
Lightyear takes an elbow to the forehead.
Cat misses with an elbow strike.
Lightyear blocks an elbow strike.
Cat throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Cat pushes off an throws an elbow but Lightyear leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Cat blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Lightyear stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Lightyear.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Lightyear.
Cat pushes off an throws an elbow but Lightyear leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Lightyear blocks an elbow strike from Cat.
Cat pushes off an throws an elbow but Lightyear leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Lightyear taking a breather.
Mir Cat seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Lightyear avoids the elbow strike from Cat, against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cat.
A short right from Lightyear on the inside.
Cat lands an elbow just above Lightyear 's eye.
Lightyear blocks an elbow strike.
Cat lands an elbow just above Lightyear 's eye.
Cat gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mir Cat showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Buzz Lightyear's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Cat darts in and clinches Lightyear up against the cage.
Nice body punch from Lightyear - that landed with a thud.
Lightyear avoids the elbow strike from Cat, against the cage.
Cat throws an elbow but it misses.
Cat throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Lightyear lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Cat throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Cat has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Lightyear misses with some punches.
Cat pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Lightyear blocks an elbow strike.
Lightyear avoids the elbow strike from Cat, against the cage.
Lightyear lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Lightyear working aggressively here.
Cat blocks a punch to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cat pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Lightyear blocks an elbow strike from Cat.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Cat just misses with a elbow thrown towards Lightyear's brow.
Cat throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Cat creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Lightyear's defenses.
Cat creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Lightyear's defenses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
With the fighters up against the cage, Cat throws an elbow but misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lightyear avoids a wild elbow strike from Cat.
Lightyear blocks an elbow strike from Cat.
Lightyear swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cat throws an elbow but it misses.
Cat gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Lightyear tries to work over Cat's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Cat throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Cat lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Lightyear avoids the elbow strike from Cat, against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Lightyear.
Cat looks to throw an elbow but misses.
A nice right hand lands inside from Lightyear.
Lightyear tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Cat's elbow.
Lightyear blocks an elbow strike.
Lightyear lands a shoulder strike.
Lightyear blocks an elbow strike.
Lightyear dodges an elbow strike from Cat.
Lightyear misses with a punch to the body.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Cat just misses with a elbow thrown towards Lightyear's brow.
Cat lands a nice elbow.
Lightyear throws a punch but it's blocked by Cat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cat lands an elbow inside.
Lightyear lands with a short shot to the head.
Lightyear lands a left hand.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Lightyear misses with some punches.
Lightyear takes an elbow to the forehead.
Lightyear throws a head punch that misses.
Cat misses with an elbow strike.
Cat looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Lightyear lands a nice uppercut.
Lightyear blocks an elbow strike from Cat.
Cat throws an elbow but it misses.
Lightyear tries a body shot but Cat blocks it.
Lightyear is trying to stall.
Lightyear misses with a body punch.
Cat throws an elbow that misses.
Cat lands a damaging elbow.

Jeez, Buzz Lightyear's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Cat creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lightyear avoids the elbow strike from Cat, against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mir Cat really dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Buzz Lightyear's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Lightyear tries to bum rush Cat with a series of wild strikes but Cat uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

Cat gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Cat prevents a body shot from Lightyear.
Cat throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Lightyear dodges an elbow strike from Cat.
Lightyear tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Cat's elbow.
Lightyear takes an elbow to the temple.
Cat blocking some punches.
Cat pushes off an throws an elbow but Lightyear leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Lightyear taking a breather.
Cat lands an elbow inside that Lightyear shrugs off.
Lightyear fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cat lands an elbow inside that Lightyear shrugs off.
Lightyear tries to throw a body punch but Cat avoids it by throwing Lightyear back against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A head punch on the inside from Lightyear fails to land.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Lightyear creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Cat lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Buzz Lightyear's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Mir Cat!
An out of breath Mir Cat thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
In defeat, Buzz Lightyear stepped up to the mic, saying 'To Infinity and Beyond!'.