PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nuke Laloosh (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Unz Unz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Laloosh
vs
Unz

200 cm
31
220 lbs
25 - 8 - 0

200 cm
31
212 lbs
17 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent MT
Very quick

Excellent grappler
Decent boxing
Solid chin

King of Fists
KAISER Nutrition - Q160/$250

Urban Fighter
KAISER Nutrition - Q160/$250

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Nuke Laloosh!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Unz Unz!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Steven Brown and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Laloosh throws a shot from downtown. Unz moves away and avoids it.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Unz.
Unz with a lazy takedown attempt

and Laloosh counters by clinching up.
Unz is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Nuke Laloosh has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Unz Unz.
Laloosh prevents the takedown attempt.
Laloosh lands a nice shot to the body.
Unz is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Laloosh to keep the fight standing.
Unz is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Laloosh stops a takedown attempt from Unz.
Laloosh doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Laloosh has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Unz is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Laloosh gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Laloosh lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Unz is trying to pull guard but Laloosh turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Laloosh is leaning against Unz and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Unz looks winded!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Laloosh digs a right hand underneath Unz's ribcage. Unz let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Unz takes a shot to the head.
Laloosh lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Good body shot from Laloosh.
Laloosh lands a nice shot to the body.
Laloosh is struggling to control the position.
Unz tries to score a body lock takedown but Laloosh shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
A body shot lands from Laloosh.
A left hand lands to the body for Laloosh.
A nice left hand lands by Laloosh.
Laloosh lands with a short shot to the head.
Laloosh pushes Unz back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Laloosh scores with a shoulder strike.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Laloosh pushes Unz back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A short body shot lands from Laloosh as the two fighters clinch.
Laloosh creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Unz with a big uppercut! Unz tries to clinch up but Laloosh pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Unz to the mat! Unz covers up and Laloosh unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Nuke Laloosh!
A very excited looking Nuke Laloosh made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.