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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Thoreaux AssKicken (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Anus Rhammar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). AssKicken comes to the cage accompanied by 5 finger death punch: Bad Company. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Thoreaux AssKicken!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Anus Rhammar!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
AssKicken punishes Rhammar's body with a nice straight punch.
Rhammar throws a leg kick which misses AssKicken's front leg but catches the back leg as AssKicken tries to avoid it.
Rhammar tries to clinch but AssKicken moves out of range.
AssKicken was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Rhammar keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Rhammar fails with an attempt to clinch.
AssKicken attempts a counter takedown but Rhammar avoids it well and moves away.
Rhammar keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
AssKicken ducks under a wild hook from Rhammar.
Anus Rhammar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
AssKicken lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
AssKicken misses the jab.
Rhammar throws a sloppy head kick
and AssKicken counters with a straight right hand.
AssKicken fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Rhammar looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
AssKicken misses with a looping left.
Rhammar slips under a jab from AssKicken.
AssKicken backing away here, and Rhammar unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
We've been hearing reports that AssKicken has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rhammar is looking to clinch.
AssKicken dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
AssKicken walks into a stiff left hand from Rhammar.
AssKicken swats away the attempt to clinch by Rhammar.
Rhammar closes the distance and clinches.
Rhammar taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
AssKicken misses with a body punch.
Rhammar misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A head punch on the inside from Rhammar fails to land.
Rhammar tried to land a shot to the body but connects with AssKicken's elbow.
Rhammar slows down the pace here.
Rhammar misses with a hook from the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Rhammar misses with a body punch.
AssKicken lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
AssKicken blocking some punches.
AssKicken lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Rhammar.
Rhammar swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Rhammar working aggressively here.
Rhammar gets through AssKicken's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rhammar misses with some punches.
Rhammar swings away with an uppercut that misses.
AssKicken tries to pull guard but Rhammar won't allow it.
Rhammar swings wildly with an uppercut but AssKicken uses good head movement to avoid it.
AssKicken struggles to land a body shot inside as Rhammar controls his hands.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Rhammar goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
AssKicken struggles to land a body shot inside as Rhammar controls his hands.
AssKicken misses with a hook to the ribs.
AssKicken cracks Rhammar with a nice body shot.
AssKicken jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Rhammar walks away with a smile on his face. AssKicken gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
AssKicken keeps the fight on the outside.
AssKicken went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Rhammar misses with a head kick.
AssKicken was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
AssKicken lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Rhammar moves into the clinch successfully.
Rhammar lands with a short head shot on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Rhammar creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by AssKicken.
AssKicken is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Rhammar to keep the fight standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Thoreaux AssKicken. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rhammar fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Rhammar is leaning against AssKicken and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
AssKicken is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
AssKicken tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Rhammar's elbow.
AssKicken struggles to land a body shot inside as Rhammar controls his hands.
Rhammar has a couple of punches blocked by AssKicken.
Rhammar misses with some punches.
Rhammar misses with a punch on the inside.
Rhammar misses with some punches.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
AssKicken cracks Rhammar with a nice body shot.
AssKicken doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Rhammar.
AssKicken blocks a body shot from Rhammar.
Rhammar throws a punch but it's blocked by AssKicken.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Rhammar.
AssKicken misses with a shot to the kidneys.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Anus Rhammar will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!
AssKicken throws a combination that misses
and Rhammar counters by clinching up.
Rhammar throws a blind hook that connects with the side of AssKickens head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Rhammar.
Rhammar misses with the head strike.
AssKicken tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Rhammar's elbow.
AssKicken being controlled against the cage.
Rhammar working aggressively here.
AssKicken goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Rhammar.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A short uppercut from Rhammar.
AssKicken blocking some punches.
Rhammar fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Rhammar tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Rhammar blocks an uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rhammar doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Rhammar has a couple of punches blocked by AssKicken.
Rhammar misses with a body punch.
Rhammar blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Rhammar misses with a short punch on the inside.
Rhammar goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
AssKicken throws a punch but it's blocked by Rhammar.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
AssKicken has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Rhammar avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
AssKicken doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Rhammar working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by AssKicken.
AssKicken lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Rhammar backwards.
Rhammar is pressed up against the cage. AssKicken has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Rhammar down to the mat. Rhammar avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Rhammar gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
AssKicken blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
AssKicken struggles to land a body shot inside as Rhammar controls his hands.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rhammar struggles to land a body shot inside as AssKicken controls his hands.
A head punch on the inside from AssKicken fails to land.
Rhammar fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Rhammar lands a right hand.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Rhammar in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
AssKicken working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Rhammar throws a punch but it's blocked by AssKicken.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rhammar has AssKicken pressed against the cage, preventing AssKicken from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Rhammar throws a punch but it's blocked by AssKicken.
Rhammar lands with a short head shot on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Rhammar.
Anus Rhammar seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Rhammar makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Rhammar has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for AssKicken.
Rhammar working aggressively here.
AssKicken struggles to land a body shot inside as Rhammar controls his hands.
AssKicken is working Rhammar over against the cage.
A short right from Rhammar on the inside.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken blocks an uppercut.
AssKicken swings wildly with an uppercut but Rhammar uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Rhammar.
AssKicken misses with a short punch on the inside.
Rhammar swings away with an uppercut that misses.
AssKicken blocks a punch to the side of the head.
AssKicken has a couple of punches blocked by Rhammar.
Rhammar stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
AssKicken misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Rhammar has a couple of punches blocked by AssKicken.
Rhammar lands a body shot.
Rhammar working aggressively here.
AssKicken tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
AssKicken is leaning against Rhammar and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rhammar prevents a body shot from AssKicken.
Rhammar throws a head punch that misses.
AssKicken can't find room to land a body shot as Rhammar controls the action.
AssKicken misses with a hook to the ribs.
Rhammar has AssKicken pressed against the cage.
Rhammar blocks a body shot from AssKicken.
Rhammar doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Rhammar lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of AssKicken backwards.
Still in the clinch, Rhammar scores with a nice short uppercut.
AssKicken blocks an uppercut.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Rhammar leaning against his opponent.
AssKicken lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Rhammar or not.
This has been an exciting period of action!
AssKicken blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Anus Rhammar showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Rhammar connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed AssKicken momentarily.
AssKicken bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Rhammar's head backwards.
Rhammar tries to clinch but AssKicken is having none of it.
Rhammar tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. AssKicken manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
AssKicken swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
AssKicken slips under a jab from Rhammar.
AssKicken ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
AssKicken swats away the attempt to clinch by Rhammar.
AssKicken appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rhammar takes one to the chin there.
Rhammar dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on AssKicken. That did some damage!
AssKicken throws a body shot but no joy.
Thoreaux AssKicken is winning the standup battle so far.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rhammar doesn't manage to clinch there - AssKicken circles away.
Rhammar throws a jab but it's blocked by AssKicken.
Rhammar on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
AssKicken swings for the body but Rhammar moves out of range.
AssKicken throws a nice looking combination but Rhammar bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Rhammar throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck AssKicken on the side of the head.
Rhammar takes one to the side of the head.
Rhammar tries to clinch
and AssKicken counters with a straight right hand.
AssKicken lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
AssKicken misses with a double jab
and Rhammar counters by clinching up.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Rhammar gets the underhooks and prevents it.
AssKicken misses with a hook from the clinch.
Rhammar lands a shoulder strike.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A nice right hand lands inside from AssKicken.
Rhammar swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The referee is keeping an eye on Rhammar - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Rhammar prevents the takedown attempt.
Rhammar is stalling here.
Rhammar goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Rhammar will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning AssKicken up against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rhammar blocking some punches.
Rhammar stalling in the clinch but AssKicken improves position.
Rhammar throws a punch but it's blocked by AssKicken.
Rhammar lands with a left to the head.
AssKicken wants a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Thoreaux AssKicken. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A left hand lands to the body for AssKicken.
Rhammar misses with a hook from the clinch.
AssKicken is trying to force a seperation but Rhammar has the dominant position.
AssKicken blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Rhammar throws a head punch that misses.
Rhammar tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
AssKicken blocking some punches.
AssKicken lands on the inside with an uppercut.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Rhammar fails to land.
AssKicken throws a punch but it's blocked by Rhammar.
Rhammar stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
AssKicken tries to throw a body punch but Rhammar avoids it by throwing AssKicken back against the cage.
Rhammar has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. AssKicken seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Rhammar can turn it around.
AssKicken prevents a body shot from Rhammar.
AssKicken wants to get back to striking at distance but Rhammar won't allow it.
AssKicken throws a punch but it's blocked by Rhammar.
Rhammar lands an uppercut.
A short left from Rhammar.
Rhammar lands a nice shot to the body.
A body shot lands from AssKicken.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rhammar lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
AssKicken lands a nice uppercut.
AssKicken swings wildly with an uppercut but Rhammar uses good head movement to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but Thoreaux AssKicken did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
AssKicken misses with a looping left.
A solid leg kick lands there for Rhammar.
Rhammar misses with a straight right.
Rhammar is looking to clinch but AssKicken is avoiding it.
AssKicken is looking for a counter combo.
Rhammar doesn't manage to clinch there - AssKicken circles away.
It looked like AssKicken wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as AssKicken checks a leg kick.
Rhammar is looking to clinch but AssKicken is avoiding it.
The fight stays on the outside here - Rhammar looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A shot to the body from AssKicken misses
and Rhammar counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Rhammar.
Rhammar working aggressively here.
AssKicken tries to throw a body punch but Rhammar avoids it by throwing AssKicken back against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
AssKicken tries to throw a body punch but Rhammar avoids it by throwing AssKicken back against the cage.
AssKicken blocks an uppercut.
Rhammar has a couple of punches blocked by AssKicken.
Rhammar working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Rhammar misses with a hook from the clinch.
Rhammar softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
AssKicken lands a shoulder strike.
Rhammar swings wildly with an uppercut but AssKicken uses good head movement to avoid it.
Rhammar scores with a shot to the side of AssKicken's head.
AssKicken tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Rhammar's elbow.
A head punch on the inside from AssKicken fails to land.
AssKicken misses with a hook to the ribs.
AssKicken prevents a body shot from Rhammar.
Rhammar stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken blocks a punch to the side of the head.
AssKicken can't find room to land a body shot as Rhammar controls the action.
Rhammar misses with some punches.
Rhammar blocking some punches.
AssKicken fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A right handed body shot lands from AssKicken.
AssKicken scores with a shot to the side of Rhammar's head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A short right from Rhammar on the inside.
AssKicken goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
AssKicken blocking some punches.
Rhammar lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of AssKicken backwards.
Rhammar lands with a left to the head.
AssKicken is trying to push Rhammar away but Rhammar has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
AssKicken tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Rhammar's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Rhammar lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Rhammar throws a punch but it's blocked by AssKicken.
Rhammar working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Rhammar.
Rhammar tries to work over AssKicken's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
AssKicken lands with a short shot to the head.
Rhammar misses with the head strike.
AssKicken works on Rhammar's body with a couple of short punches.
AssKicken scores with a shot to the side of Rhammar's head.
Rhammar fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
AssKicken is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Rhammar is defending well.
AssKicken can't find room to land a body shot as Rhammar controls the action.
Rhammar tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rhammar misses with a hook from the clinch.
Rhammar swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Rhammar misses with a hook from the clinch.
AssKicken is working Rhammar over against the cage.
AssKicken breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Rhammar staying out of range there.
Rhammar is looking to clinch.
Rhammar takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
AssKicken misses with a series of wild punches.
Rhammar connects with a right hand. AssKicken shakes it off.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close fourth round but Anus Rhammar will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Rhammar scores with a spinning back kick!
AssKicken circles away from the clinch attempt.
AssKicken lands with a nice body punch.
AssKicken displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
AssKicken misses with an uppercut.
AssKicken scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Rhammar wants to land a leg kick but AssKicken is out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A slapping leg kick lands for Rhammar.
AssKicken misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Rhammar.
Rhammar keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
AssKicken with a hook.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rhammar moves in looking to clinch but AssKicken pushes him off.
AssKicken changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Rhammar scores with a sloppy right hand. AssKicken should have avoided that one.
Rhammar moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
AssKicken throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Rhammar tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but AssKicken was well out of range. Poor timing from Rhammar.
Rhammar tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. AssKicken manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Rhammar staying out of range there.
A head kick misses from Rhammar.
AssKicken scores with a body shot.
AssKicken connects with the punch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken cracks Rhammar with a right hand to the side of the head.
AssKicken checks a leg kick nicely.
An attempted straight right counter from AssKicken misses the target.
AssKicken throws a jab when Rhammar was well out of range.
Rhammar tries to clinch there but AssKicken circles away.
Rhammar takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Rhammar takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rhammar tries to clinch but AssKicken is having none of it.
AssKicken was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Decent striking displayed by Rhammar there.
Rhammar throws a half hearted mid kick.
AssKicken throws a big counter combination but Rhammar scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Rhammar wants to clinch up but AssKicken keeps it at a distance.
It looked like AssKicken was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Rhammar.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken works over Rhammar's head and body with a nice combination.
Rhammar tries to clinch up but AssKicken circles away and keeps his distance.
Rhammar misses with a hook. AssKicken ducked under it nicely.
Rhammar waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract AssKicken.
Rhammar dodges the punch combination from AssKicken.
Rhammar slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Rhammar feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to AssKicken's calf.
Rhammar misses with an uppercut.
AssKicken lunges at Rhammar with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Rhammar's hand.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken throws a good cross that connects.
AssKicken throws a body shot but no joy.
AssKicken throws a shot to the body.
Rhammar on the wrong end of a nice hook.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
AssKicken misses with a straight left.
Rhammar throws out a counter right but AssKicken avoids it with no problem.
AssKicken misses the shot to the body.
AssKicken darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Thoreaux AssKicken has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Rhammar is rocked!
AssKicken circles away from the clinch attempt.
AssKicken lands with a nice body punch.
Anus Rhammar is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
AssKicken avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
And that's the end of the fight!
Thoreaux AssKicken showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Rhammar has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 46:49
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 48:48
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 48:48
The fight is ruled a majority draw!
Oh dear, what a disastrous situation! The belt remains unclaimed and both fighters go home unhappy!
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